Pubeface Pedro And MC Child Support Fight Holyoke Cops After Flashing Guns On Facebook Live And Crashing Their Unregistered Car
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Holyoke Boriqua Beaver Cleaver Stabs 3 Bitches While Live Streaming With Unrestrained Crotch Fruits In Backseat
This is Katherine Vazquez from Holyoke. As you could probably predict by looking at her she is the president…
Springfield DYS Counselor Murdered By 16 Year Old Resident, DYS Tries To Cover It Up After Allowing Him To Stay There Despite History of Violence
A 16 year old named David Burgos murdered a counselor at a Springfield DYS facility three weeks ago, but…
“Just Send A Social Worker” Backfires In Holyoke When Psychopath Stabs Social Worker After Being Released Early From Jail For Attempted Murder On A Cop With Sledgehammer
Black lives matter believes that we should defund police and use social workers to respond to domestic calls because…
Turtleboy Seeks Identity Of Holyoke Honky Donkey Who Drives To Busy Intersections, Pretends To Be Homeless During Rush Hour Traffic
Remember the Burlington Mall Fupaslug? Well she has some competition in Wesetern Mass. Meet the Holyoke Honky Donkey. He…
Senorita Sausage Smoker And Jimmy Jihad Taunt Victim Online And Stalk him After Their Unvaccinated Holyoke Pit Bull Killed A Chihuahua And Bit The Owner’s Hand During Walk
This is Yasser Arman and his boo Sarita Esparza from Holyoke. They’re from the war torn lands of Mexico…
Congressional Candidate Alex Gay-OC Morse Got Dumped By UMass Democrats Because He Banged Too Many Young Boys And Creeped Them Out On Grindr
Last year Holyoke Mayor Alex “Gay-OC” Morse announced that he was trying to primary incumbent democrat Richie Neal in…
Nurse From Holyoke Vets Home With 18 Coronavirus Deaths Now Has Commie Cold, Posted Picture From Crowded Bar During Quarantine
It’s now up to 25 dead veterans at the Holyoke Veteran’s Home, and 18 of them have been confirmed…
Charlie Baker’s Hack Lucky Sperm Friend Bennett Walsh Is On Paid Leave Despite Covering Up A Commie Cold Outbreak At Holyoke Vets Home That Killed 6 People
This is Bennett Walsh with his good friend Charlie Baker who appointed him to be Superintendent of the Holyoke…
Emily Thickinson Shames Lyft Driver For “Abandoning” Her In Holyoke And “Stealing” Her Purse And Keys, Says She’s Only Using Fentanyl “Cautiously” So Life Is Going Great
Who remembers this chick? Her given name is Julie Rocco-Jewels, better known around these parts by Emily Thickinson. She made…
Holyoke Stripper IG Model Mom Turned Gangsta Drug Dealer Pulls Gun On Her Own Crotch Fruit Leading To Cops Taking Her Whole Stash
Masslive: A panicked boy fleeing from his apartment yelling his mother was trying to shoot him, sparked an investigation that…
Grandma Holyoke Hoodbunny Defends Ratchet Grown Ass Daughter For Going To Grand-Crotch Fruits Charter School To Try To Smash Into Teenagers With Her Car
What do you do when your crotch fruit tells you that she’s being bullied at school? Well, if you’re…
Psycho Foot Fapperino Is Writing Really Crazy Shit, Wishing Death Upon Missing Woman Chicopee Woman On Facebook Who He Says Dumped Him
WWLP: Police need your help locating a woman who was reported missing last week. According to the Chicopee Police Department, 41-year-old…
Holyoke BLT-123 Native American Spirit Bat Needs You To Give It Money For Meds Because It’s Too Sick To Get Paid To Look At Dick Pics Or Send You Noodz
This is Halambisha Homma Faber from Holyoke. It goes by they/them, and enjoys grilled cheese, and sitting down to pee….
Daddy Spanky Uses Multiple EBT Cards EVERY DAY To Buy Food For Wife’s Holyoke Restaurant That They Sell To Customers
WHDH: A Massachusetts man is facing criminal charges after state police say he purchased tens of thousands of dollars in…
Unemployed Recovering Junkbox “Writer” Allegedly Saved A Junkie From Dying In A Holyoke Dunkin Donut’s Bathroom, But Probably Just So She Could Tell You All About It, Over And Over Again
So a while back, Western Mass Turtlegirl wrote this blog about an aspiring author and former junkie who was cranking…
Springfield Junkbox Emily Thickinson Starts GoFundMe After Just Raising $2,300 In Other GoFundMe So She Can Buy Laptop, Pay Off Excise Taxes, And Write Book That Will Never Be Published
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Cornbread Coochstain Smashes Into Easthampton K9 Unit During Second DUI, Gets Released On $40 Personal Recognizance, Says He “Wishes A Mother Fucker Would” Underestimate Him
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Holyoke Honey Walnut Wisely Announces How She Is Defrauding Masshealth On Facebook
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Video: Holyoke Student Who Threatens To “Smack Any Bitch On This List, I Do Not Give A Fuck” Still Has Not Been Punished
Video: Holyoke Student Who Threatens To “Smack Any Bitch On This List, I Do Not Give A Fuck” Still Has…
