The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #50-41
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Merry Christmas Turtle Riders!! For a special Christmas treat we’re counting down the 100 naughtiest Turtleboy famous slugpumps, fupasloths, and cheesehogs from 2017. Here’s #50-41
50. Quincy elderly jumping junkboxes
Robbing a 93 year old woman to get your fix? It’s not their fault. After all, they’ve got the “disease.”
49. Kevin Blackmer
This is his third year in a row making our naughty list. No one else has achieved this feat. This year he made headlines by prostituting his 16 year old girlfriend on backpage.
If you own a pizza shop in a small town, and someone doesn’t like the food there, it’s ill advised to call them fat, faggots, or brag about how rich you are.
47. The Springfield Lickalotapuss
One of the most gangsta bitches of all time. Cannot stop staring at her.
46. 11 year old curb stomping Plumley Village boy
You know you grew up in Plumely Village when watching one 11 year old curbstomp another is a pretty average Tuesday.
45. Niko, Mike Lupica, and Adam Jones
Adam Jones made up a lie that he was called a racial slur at Fenway. If you didn’t believe him then you were racist. But there were no witnesses, except for one Woburn High School student who interviewed with Mike Lupica and told him that he saw it all happen. Turns out he wasn’t there, but Lupica’s column is still up to this day.
But if you need a witness. pic.twitter.com/ipjR6bA7uH
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) May 2, 2017
44. SJW Northampton Moms Who Got High 5 Friday cancelled
A huge story that we broke, which NPD’s police chief tried to cover up. Tons of other communities use the high 5 program to strengthen relationships between the community and the police. But since these cop hating SJWs thought minority children would be triggered by the site of cops, it was cancelled.
43. Mike Sweeney, Central Autobody, Pat’s Towing and the car insurance scammers
Intentional car crashes caught on video. Cars towed by shady towing company to shady auto body shop owned by Mike Sweeney who has threatened insurance adjusters numerous times. Turtleboy unravels the case and multiple naughty people are arrested.
42. Bellingham Porridge Receptacle
When you celebrate the death of a four year old, rant about how autistic kids shouldn’t be in school with “normal kids,” and then get written about in Mommygyver because you started shitting on deaf people, you’re gonna be blogged about several times on Turtleboy.
Getting in a fight in front of small children at the Patriots parade is definitely Turtleboy material. But once you start posting insanely racist things and then faking your own suicide by pretending to be your mother who found your dead body, you become a Turtleboy legend.