Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Cheesehog Region
The first round of voting for Ratchet Madness 2019 in the Fupasloth region is completed. Here are…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Fupasloth Region
It’s time for the first round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019 to begin. We’ll be starting with matchups in…
Here’s Tonight’s Turtleboy Live Agenda With Merrimack Valley TB, Half Of Which Comes From The City Of Westfield
Turtleboy Live returns tonight at 9:00 PM on our YouTube channel, which you can and should subscribe to by clicking…
Here’s The 4 Ratchets Who Advanced In The Play-in Games To Face Our 1 Seeded Ratchets Starting Monday
Voting for the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 16 seed play in games has finished. Here are the four ratchets who…
2019 Ratchet Madness Play-In Games: Choose Who Will Advance To Play The 1 Seeds
We apologize for the delay in Ratchet Madness. Got a little sidetracked with breaking news and other distractions this…
Can We Please Get 2,500 YouTube Subscribers Before The 2019 Ratchet Madness Selection Show At 9:30 Tonight?
The 2019 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection show is tonight at 9:30 PM. To watch it live you have to…
Turtleboy Ratchet Madness T-Shirt Now Available In The Turtleboy Store
The Ratchet Madness Selection Show is Friday night at 9:30, so make sure you’re subscribing to our YouTube channel here. This…
The Service Dog/’Emotional Support’ System Is So Broken, I Registered Clarence Woods Emerson The Stuffed Beagle As My Service Dog In Less Than 10 Minutes
Today I decided I would be a little ratchet, and get myself a service dog to circumvent “no pets” policies…
Who Should Be The Four 1 Seeds In Ratchet Madness Reveal Show On Friday Night?
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived – Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show will be Friday night…
We’re Doing The Call-In Format For Live Tonight At 9 PM With Bristol TC, Here’s The Agenda
The Turtleboy Live show is back tonight, starting at 9 PM. Just a reminder that it’s on YouTube now,…
We Need Your Help To Trigger SJWs – Vote Turtleboy Best Local News Outlet So We Can Claim What Is Rightfully Our’s
It’s that time of the year again folks – time to vote Turtleboy Sports best local news outlet so…
Tonight Is Our First Turtle Rider Call-In Show, Here’s The Agenda And How You Can Come On Live With Uncle Turtleboy
Sup turtle riders? The live show is gonna start at 9:30 tonight instead of the normal 9:00 because I…
Vote Now: Polls Close At 8pm Today For Fall River Recall Election, Who Should Be The Mayor Of Fall River?
Today Fall River voters are deciding on the future of Jasiel “Lap Dance” Correia’s leadership at the helm of their…
We’re Doing A Casting Couch For Live Show Co-host While Bret Goes On Sabbatical, Here’s How You Can Get On Board
Alright fam listen up. I’ve thought long and hard about this one, and for now we’re not…
Here’s Tonight’s Agenda For Turtleboy Live, Subscribe To Our YouTube Channel Linked In This Blog To Watch At 9 PM
Hey fam, Turtleboy Live is back tonight at 9:00. Reminder that we are no longer doing Facebook Live shows,…
Turtleboy Ad Free Option Is Now Available In The Turtleboy Store
Breaking News: Turtleboy Sports is now offering an ad free viewing option for turtle riders. Obviously ads suck. I’d…
Kiss Me I’m A Turtle St. Patrick’s Day Parade Shirts Now Available, Custom Made For Whatever City You’re Being Irish In
So we set up a new store so that all our products are custom designed by us and shipped…
Turtleboy Live Agenda Is Hot Fire Tonight, See You At 9, Subscribe To Our YouTube Channel
The Turtleboy Live show, brought to you by our good friends over at Garage Doors Plus in Quincy, returns…
Intern Turtle Will Be On Live Tonight At 9:30 So Make Sure You’re Following Turtleboy On YouTube, Here’s The Agenda
Turtleboy Live is back tonight at 9:30 with Bret Killoran and Intern Turtle. Because Facebook is run by fascists…
Dante Pagan, Victor Pena, Smirk Boy, Connecticumrag Toast Malone, And Freetown Fap Weasel Are On The Agenda For Turtleboy Live Tonight
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…
