St. Louis Rams Come Out With Hands Up, Set New Bar For Meaningless Ferguson Protests
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism Just when I thought the Ferguson protests couldn’t get…
If Ferguson Mall Protesters Can Stand Up To Al Dente’s Protester Plow I Will Take Them Seriously
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Clark Students Meaningless Ferguson Rally Ruins Everyone’s Commute, Threatens Public Safety
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Clark Students, Worcester State Professor Stage Epic Ferguson Protest In Worcester
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism So while the madness in Ferguson was going down last…
Hipster College Explains All The Ways You Don’t Realize You’re a Racist Misogynistic Dooshnozzle
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Yahoo From Yahoo Says Tom Brady Contributes To Domestic Violence By Not Commenting On It
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Idiot School Commemorates 9/11 By Kicking Out Military Dad For Wearing Army Uniform Because They Hate America
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook When Lt. Colonel Sherwood Baker tried to meet his daughter, who was sitting…
Nikki Minaj Basically Had Intercourse On VMAs, But We’re Censoring Kirk Minihane and Middle Fingers
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Brandon Merriweather, Washington Redskins Do Moronic “Hands Up” Protest In Browns Game To Support Michael Brown, Ferguson
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Washington’s secondary came onto the field during introductions during Monday night’s preseason game…
White People Are Buying These “Racist” Caucasian Shirts Like Hot Cakes
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Unemployed Punter Chris Kluwe Told Jerry Sandusky Jokes To Minnesota Vikings Coach, Suing Them Because He Says He Was Fired For Supporting Gay Rights
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook We’ve written about Chris Kluwe before. He’s the unemployed punter who was cut by the Minnesota…
ESPN’s Ethan Sherwood Strauss Says If You Don’t Like LeBron James, Then You’re a Racist White Guy
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Morons Say Parents Who Made Youtube Video About Sex Change For Their 6 Year Old Transgender Daughter Ryland Whittington Are Heroes
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Unemployed Punter Chris Kluwe Just Equated Washington Redskins Name To “Holocaust Pride”
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Rhode Island Middle School Cancels Honors Night Because It’s Exclusionary And Will Hurt Loser Kids’ Feelings
Follow TurtleBoy on Twitter and like us on Facebook EAST GREENWICH, R.I. —Citing concerns about the “exclusive nature” of the annual honors night…
Ten Years Ago Pat Tillman Was Killed in Afghanistan And UMass Student Rene Gonzalez Wrote He Got What He Deserved
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Ten years ago, April 22, 2004, Pat Tillman became a legendary American hero…
Hippies At Pomona College Protesting American Hockey Party Because It’s Racist To Celebrate America
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Did Minnesota Vikings Fire Chris Kluwe Because He Supported Gay Marriage, or Because He Was a Liquored Up Idiot Punter?
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Jesse Jackson: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Is Worse Than Rosa Parks Bus Driver
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Suey Park Might’ve Just Passed Gish Jen For Worst Radical Asian Feminist After Getting Annihilated For Trying To Take Down Stephen Colbert
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook I was under the impression that Gish Jen was the most moronic Asian-American…
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