Sources: Murdered Boston Woman Jassy Correia Was Dismembered And Put In Trunk By Louis D. Coleman After Meeting Him At Venu Nightclub
A 23 year old woman went missing after leaving Venu nightclub in Boston this past weekend. She was found…
Rhode’s Islands Worst Driver Plays Drunken Demolition Derby, Advertises Plowing Driveways, Plows 44 Parked Cars Instead
You may have gotten drunk in your lifetime, but have you ever been “hit a full parking lot’s worth of…
Framingham State Student Who Reported Napkin “Hate Crime” Has Previously Found 2 Other Hate Crime Notes In His Dorm
Another day, another fake hate crime…. Oh for fuck’s sake. Racist notes on napkins? They’re not even putting an…
Mansfield’s Most Insufferable Saltine Justice Warrior, Nicole Burch, Strikes Against With Ill Informed Outrage Over Beloved Children’s Author Dr. Seuss
Back in the Fall, I wrote a couple blogs about Nicole Burch, a perpetually outraged race-baiting drama monger who just…
Gardner Tickle Stick Sends Random Women Dick Pic And Asks Her If She Likes To Be Raped, Girlfriend Shows Up And Says This Happens A Lot
This is Jamie Sargent form Gardner. And evidently he has a thing for messaging random Asian women on Facebook,…
Weymouth World Starsupial Yells F Weymouth Police, Calls Michael Chesna A Pussy While Livestreaming Most Recent DUI Arrest
Normally we don’t like to roast people under the age of 18 because they’re minors, but sometimes you see…
Analysis: FBI Data Cited By Jussie Smollett Believers Saying Hate Crimes Are Up 17% Show That Massachusetts Is By Far The Most Racist State In The Country And Other Unbelievable Lies
To read this blog on our ad free site TBDailyNews.com click here. In the wake of the Jussie Smollett alleged hate…
Unpopular Opinion: Your Guide To The Next “Addiction Is A Disease” Argument You Find Yourself In On Social Media
Hello, and welcome to Turtleboy Sports! If you find yourself reading this blog, it is either because: 1. You are…
Dog Park Diane Was A Huge Lie Perpetrated By Career Criminal Franklin Baxley
After further investigating this story we have deleted it all. For the real story about what happened with “Dog…
Fellatio Fernandez Threatens To Electrocute Two Worcester National Grid Workers At The Hotel Vernon If They Don’t Take Her To Poundtown Behind A Kelley Square Dumpster
Every time I see Masslive or the Turtlegram and Gazette talking about Worcester they always use the word “renaissance,”…
Warwick Vaping Vajatron Gets High Next To Preteen Daughter Who Tells Mom How Her Friend Is A “Crack Ass Bitch,” Mom Tells Her Friend To “Fuck Off”
This is Elizabeth Dwyer from Warwick. Or as the queefhog leprechaun calls is – War-Wack. She’s a mother of…
Morons Defend Infanticide Because They Think It’s Abortion, Connecticut Boys Continue To Smash Girl’s Track Records
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Fupacho Grande Has Lived The Life Of Luxury On Martha’s Vineyard Despite Discrimination, Oppression, And Bullying From MAGA Hats
We found Fupacho Grande’s Facebook page (the illegal immigrant laardvark who lost her mind and tried to take a…
New Bedford Chumbucket Is Upset That His Filthy Low Income Apartment is Filthy, Makes Angry Video Instead Of Cleaning Or Getting The Hell Out Of Low Income Housing
Today an iIllegal immigrant immune to a wall on the Mexican border who assaulted a guy over a hat ended up…
Fupacho Grande Is An Illegal Immigrant Who Got Picked Up By ICE And Says She’s The Victim Because A MAGA Hat Made Her Attack A Stranger At Falmouth Mexican Restaurant Because She Felt Bullied
Looks like the Falmouth Fupacho Grande made a very, very poor decision last week when she tried to take…
West Springfield Slingblade Goes On Violent Crime Spree While Out On Bail For Prior Violent Offenses, Gets Tossed Down Stairs By Homeowner Who Wasn’t Having It, Held on $100,000 Bail
This walking meth sore is John LaRace of Springfield, and he had a pretty busy Sunday by all accounts. Western…
Tequila Tunajam Flees With Child But Abandons Someone Else’s Crotch Fruit In Car After Rolling Over Drunk In Revere Because “My Child Is The Only One That Mattered”
NBC: A Massachusetts woman accused of leaving a severely injured 10-year-old boy at the scene of a crash over the…
Providence Instaslampig Stripper Who Stole A Boston Cop’s Gun During A $2,500 “Date” Has Lowered Price To $500 And Wants To Meet Up For A “Drink”
A couple weeks back we published a blog, identifying the Boston Police Officer who had a gun stolen from…
Ejacugate Is A Political Witch Hunt And The Fact That Kraft Mac And Cheese Can Get Served Up Back To Back Days Including AFC Championship Dady Is Remarkable
More news emerged about Bob Kraft’s discount handy yesterday. Here’s what we know: The first time he went he…
AOC Accuses Republican Senator John Cornyn Of Quoting Mussolini, Doesn’t Realize He’s Referring To Her Because She Is Very, Very Stupid
I don’t like to blog about politics, but Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya is just a never ending…
