“What If?”- Stuff You Didn’t Notice About The “Protests” In The NFL
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information. The National Football League is a house divided. That’s not…
Cambridge SJW Librarian Who Rejected Free Dr. Seuss Books Because They’re Racist Is Actually A Huge Dr. Seuss Fan Who Protested Against Banning Books In School
Cambridge SJW Librarian Who Rejected Free Dr. Seuss Books Because They’re Racist Is Actually A Huge Dr. Seuss Fan Who…
This Local Elementary School Just Cancelled Halloween And It’s The Broom That Just Broke This Witch’s Back
Taking Halloween out of an elementary school is the lousiest SJW move I’ve seen since…. Well, ever. Want to advertise…
Billerica Bisquick Factory Makes Tummy Pancakes On Bus To Burlington Mall And Doesn’t Care Who’s Watching
Billerica Bisquick Factory Makes Tummy Pancakes On Bus To Burlington Mall And Doesn’t Care Who’s Watching Want to advertise with…
Fresh Off The Westfield State Hoax, Curry College And Acton-Boxborough Have Seemed To Jump On Their Bandwagon
Fresh Off The Westfield State Hoax, Curry College And Acton-Boxborough Have Seemed To Jump On Their Bandwagon Want to advertise…
SJW Latina Cheesehog Who Stole A MAGA Hat And Had A Meltdown Was Once A Hot Chick But This Is What A Year On A College Campus Does To A Person
SJW Latina Cheesehog Who Stole A MAGA Hat And Had A Meltdown Was Once A Hot Chick But This Is…
The Guy Burning Patriots Gear At His House In Swansea Is The Biggest Toolbag Who Has Ever Lived And Many People There Were Violating US Flag Code
The Guy Burning Patriots Gear At His House In Swansea Is The Biggest Toolbag Who Has Ever Lived And Many…
Celebrate 100K Turtle Riders By Sending Us Your “I Am Turtleboy” Pictures To Win Free T-Shirt
Celebrate 100K Turtle Riders By Sending Us Your “I Am Turtleboy” Pictures To Win Free T-Shirt Want to advertise with…
Raynham Spunk Depository Hoodrat Delivers Gun To Felon Chudstuffer Baby Daddy Right After He’s Released From Prison, Ignores Her Own Facebook Wisdom
Raynham Spunk Depository Hoodrat Delivers Gun To Felon Chudstuffer Baby Daddy Right After He’s Released From Prison, Ignores Her Own…
Don’t Poke The Turtle: Bridgewater State Suspended Professor We Outed For Telling Trump Voting Students They Weren’t Welcome In His Class
Don’t Poke The Turtle: Bridgewater State Suspended Professor We Outed For Telling Trump Voting Students They Weren’t Welcome In His…
Claremont Mom Of White Kid Who Was Lynched For Being Black Says Turtleboy Hacked Her Account, Uncle Lyrik Is Suing Us, GoFundMe Not Even In Her Name
Claremont Mom Of White Kid Who Was Lynched For Being Black Says Turtleboy Hacked Her Account, Uncle Lyrik Is Suing…
Former Latin King Sewer Worm Nicknamed “Tattoo” Decides To Charge A Special Needs Bus With A Machete And A Metal Pipe Because They Used His Driveway To Pick Up Kids
Former Latin King Sewer Worm Nicknamed “Tattoo” Decides To Charge Special Needs Bus With Machete And Metal Pipe Because They…
This Pervatron Exposed His Bite-Sized Flesh Failure To An Elderly Store Owner Every Day For a Month And Now He’s Going To Be Very Sorry
Tormenting an elderly woman is low – but now we can all laugh at his small pecker! Want to advertise…
SJW Cambridge Elementary School Librarian Sends Back Free Books To Melania Trump Because Dr. Seuss Is Racist, Wants Books About Gender Expression Instead
SJW Cambridge Elementary School Librarian Sends Back Free Books To Melania Trump Because Dr. Seuss Is Racist, Wants Books About…
Sterling Paramedic Wisely Elects To Call Kneeling Patriots Players “Porch Monkeys” Repeatedly On Facebook
Editor’s Note: This woman was NEVER employed by Worcester EMS. Ever. This is Linda Kimball: She’s a paramedic who…
Things Get Awkward When White Nationalist Bootleg Actor Applies For Job At Turtleboy And Says He’s “Pro-White,” Had Good Friends In Charlottesville
Things Get Awkward When White Nationalist Bootleg Actor Applies For Job At Turtleboy And Says He’s “Pro-White,” Had Good Friends…
Machiabelly And The 413 Hoodrat Patrol Film Themselves Smoking Blunts In Springfield Walmart Because They’re Just Edgy Like That
Machiabelly And The 413 Hoodrat Patrol Film Themselves Smoking Blunts In Springfield Walmart Because They’re Just Edgy Like That Want…
Clark University SJW Posts White Nationalist Recruitment Posters On Campus, Virtue Signals, Blames Administration For Not Doing Enough To Stop It
Clark University SJW Posts White Nationalist Recruitment Posters On Campus, Virtue Signals, Blames Administration For Not Doing Enough To Stop…
The 8 Year Old Boy Who Was “Lynched” By Racist White Kids In Claremont Is Actually White, And Mom Is Cooking Up Racism Lies For The GoFundMe
The 8 Year Old Boy Who Was “Lynched” By Racist White Kids In Claremont Is Actually White, And Mom Is…
Spanky McBlueballs Caught Midstroke Punching The Clown In Dunkins Parking Lot Across The Street From State Police Barracks
Spanky McBlueballs Caught Midstroke Punching The Clown In Dunkins Parking Lot Across The Street From State Police Barracks Want to…
