The Real Cindy Brady Was Fired From Her Radio Gig For Telling A Guy Guy She Had A Bigger Dick Than Him
It’s the story, of a lovely lady. Who was busy with two girls and a chick with a dick of…
This 19 Year Old Chick Whining About Death Threats A Year After She Picked A Fight With Trump Should Probably Stop Being A Whiny Little Poonstachio
When you pick a fight with Donald Trump you don’t get to whine when people send you meaningless “death threats”…
That Face You Make When You Get Busted In Warren Trying To Steal A Car With $18,000 + 2,300 Bags Of H Cuz You Were Too Lazy To Uber Back To Holyoke
The fact that this guy’s boss trusted him with $18,000 might be the worst delegation of power we’ve ever seen….
North Attleboro Administrators Sign Hockey Player’s Waiver Hours After Being Put On Blast By Turtleboy
Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our…
Idiot Judge Drops Charges Against Springfield Poon Sandwich Protesters Who Blocked Major Intersection
The message was sent loud and clear by Judge William Hadley today – you can block public roads and endanger…
Brockton Mom With Three GoFundMe Pages Put On Blast Begging For Christmas Freebies Online After People Discover She’s A Professional Liar And Internet Panhandler
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Meaning, if you’re going to be scamming your way to a Merry…
What Kind Of Dumbass Pot Dealer Gets Busted With 87 Pounds Of Weed A Week Before It Becomes Fully Legalized?
Bro, do you even sell weed? No one deserves to be caught more than this ding-dong. Want to advertise with…
Principal Won’t Let North Attleboro Kid Play Hockey His Senior Year Because His Guidance Counselor/Coach Screwed Up His Schedule
If a guidance counselor screws up and tells a kid to drop a class, and then that kid is no…
Guy Pushing A Busch Light 30 Rack In A Baby Carriage Is So Palmer It Hurts
So Palmer it hurts. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our…
Cambridge Dad Posts That His Trans Son Was Killed By Nazi Trump Supporter Who Wrote Swastika In High School Bathroom, Son Walks In House, Hits Publish Anyway
A Cambridge Dad wrote an insane Facebook post about his son being dead in order to dramatize an unknown person writing…
Turtleboy Beanies, Mugs, Hoodies, And T-Shirts Are Way Better Than Hatchimals And The Only Way To Prove To Your Family That You Love Them
Fuck Hatchimals – the only way to prove to your family that you love them on Christmas is by putting…
Top 14 Most Offensive And Triggering Mass High School Mascots That Need To Be Changed Immediately
These mascots are EXTREMELY triggering!!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out…
Brilliant Alabama Drug Dealers Arrested On Weapons Charges After “Mannequin Challenge” Video With Illegal Guns Goes Viral
There are dumb criminals, and then there is this. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more…
Local SJW Doesn’t Realize “PMS” Is A Dish Served At Mac’s Diner In Legendary Facebook Thread
The Turtleboy blowback on Mac’s Diner’s Facebook page was legendary. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for…
Two White Guys Cleared Of “Hate Crime” Charges For Driving Through Wellesley College With A Trump Flag
Contrary to popular SJW belief, it is not a hate crime to drive around a college campus with a flag…
Trevor Noah Has Turned John Stewart’s Once Great Show Into Rachel Maddow With An Accent
Trevor Noah Has Turned John Stewart’s Once Great Show Into Rachel Maddow With An Accent Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
Local Moron Wants To Get Rid Of Civil War Memorial Christmas Tree At City Hall Because There’s No Black Soldier On It And War Is Bad
Can a Christmas Tree be racist? It can be if you’re a pain in the ass race baiter with too…
Brockton Momma Begging For Christmas Handouts For Kids While Posting Pics Of Expensive Booze, Smoking Blunts, Tattoos, And Seafood Dinners
If you’re gonna beg for Christmas money on Facebook, you should probably get rid of the pictures of you smoking…
Laywer Who Tried Suing Turtleboy Is Accused Of Raping This Drugged Client And Squatting In A Mansion Of A Dead Client That He Doesn’t Own
Remember that lawyer Brian Ponder who tried to sue us after we broadcasted his ridiculous letter threatening to sue Doherty…
SJW’s Attacking Turners Falls Football Coach And Biracial Star Player For Doing Tomahawk Chant, Having Water Boys In Headdress
Turners Falls High School won the Western MA Championship in football this year, but it’s not stopping the superintendent and…
