According to the man himself, Jerrell Sciarra has been expelled from Auburn High School, and his fantastic friends have a…
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The University of Oklahoma saw the tape of Joe Mixon knocking a woman out and gave him a scholarship. They…
A couple months back I spotted a scam artist named Kailey Elizabeth Carlson on the All Things Plymouth…
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There is nothing wrong with a good ol’ fashioned public shaming. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com…
No need to investigate this one – we all know Donald J. Trump is ultimately the responsible party. Again. Want…
If you’re trying to get your kids back from DCF then you should probably avoid posting stuff like this on…
Newsflash squares – weed is legal. You lost. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…
It’s going to be a long winter if you live in Worcester. Again. This is why we gave Ed Augustus…
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Jerell Sciarra can never, ever be allowed back in a public school again. He needs to be in jail. Want…
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This is what happens when the Greendale Mall goes out of business. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
The free my boi patrol was defending Marcus Rodriguez, alleging that his threats to shoot up Auburn High School were…
An Auburn High School dropout who was arrested in May for telling the Auburn PD he was happy that Ron…
Something about this story doesn’t add up, but even if it’s a lie we’re cool with it. Want to advertise…
Look, if you’re going to be a snotty douche, pitch a fit, and steal a pizza because you didn’t get…
