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Utah Native Seth Wold WON Boston Marathon, Lives The Dream, By Sprinting To The Lead For A Solid 15 Seconds
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Meb Keflezigh might’ve won the Boston Marathon, but the real winner was someone…
Morons Claim Boston Marathon Winner Meb Kefligizhi Isn’t American Because He Wasn’t Born Here
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Meb Kefligizhi’s improbable victory today at the Boston Marathon, the first captured by an…
Brandeis Bans Feminist Speaker, Former Muslim Hirsi Ali After Muslim Students Protest Her For Being “Islamophobic”
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Pomona College and St. Bonaventure might’ve just met their match in the quest…
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Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Reblog Urgent news for all my square friends out there: If your kids are…
Local Blasphemer Jesus Of Nazareth Rises From The Dead
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Meet Paul McNeil: Inspirational Worcester Legend Will Run Boston Marathon Monday, Redefines Boston Strong
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Monday is the greatest day in Boston every year – Marathon Monday. Last…
Watertown, Chechnya, Manhunt: Reliving The Most Entertaining 24 Hours In Television History
Today is the one-year anniversary of the craziest night TV history. Let’s relive it with a re-blog!! If…
Dude Gets $525 Ticket From VA For Not Paying $0.89 For Fountain Soda Refill
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook A South Carolina man was hit with a federal fine for refilling his…
SB Nation Ranked All 67 NCAA Tournament Games, What Games Were Worse Than UMass-Tennessee?
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook SB Nation just released their list of the best to worst of the…
Is Kayvon Edson Insane, Or Did He Put Backpack At Boston Marathon Finish Line To Draw Attention To His Crappy Art
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Some people have been asking me what I thought about the dude who…
Southern Morons Still Obsessed With Flying Confederate Flags, Refusing to Recognize MLK Day, Should Be Tried For Treason
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Washington & Lee University President Ken Ruscio promised Wednesday to meet with a…
BAA Bans Bandits From Running In Boston Marathon, Terrorists Win
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook At most marathons, unregistered runners — known as bandits — are considered freeloaders preying on…
Apparently The Knockout Game Has Finally Come To Worcester
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook With three recent and random attacks on unsuspecting people in Worcester, the…
Reliving The Greatest Comeback Ever: Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs Game 7, 2013
With the 2014 NHL playoffs set to get underway this week, we present to you the highlight of Boston sports…
Top 7 Reasons Watching The Masters And Golf In General, Is So Terrible
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So as I’m writing this I’m watching The Masters, because it’s what’s on…
These Commenters Really, Really Hate TurtleBoy Sports And Claim They Will Kill To Prove Their Point
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook What’s with all the hate people? Look, I understand some of you aren’t…
I Wish The Westboro Baptist Church Would TRY To Protest Derrick Gordon Being Gay At UMass Amherst
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Masslive: A day after University of Massachusetts sophomore Derrick Gordon revealed to the public that he…
UMass Minutemens’ Derrick Gordon Is My New Hero After Breaking Barriers As First Openly Gay NCAA Division 1 Basketball Player
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Derrick Gordon sat waiting outside the film room, his knee bouncing furiously up…
Brandon Spikes Says Bills Will Beat Patriots Twice Next Year And He Was “Four Years A Slave” In Foxboro
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