Freeloading Felicia Complains That Shelter In Lynn Didn’t Give Her Friend Enough Free Presents For 4 Bastard Crotch Fruits
You would think that living with four crotch fruits in a shelter in Lynn, you should be thankful just…
Captain Wangaroo Starts Boycott Of Fall River Area Planet Fitnesses After Hitting On Woman, Now Scared To Approach Hot Blonde Women Despite Being Told His “Dick Was Bombin”
A local south coast man has started a boycott of Planet Fitness after they defamed his character, prevented him…
If You Start A Fundraiser For Christmas Gifts 5 Days Before Christmas Make Sure To Delete All The Pictures Smoking Blunts And Getting Crunk At The Club First
It’s literally 5 days before Christmas and we’re still doing this shit. According to her Facebook page the job…
Wife Of Oldest 44 Year Old Spencer Heroin Dealer Who Sells Around Crotch Fruit Posted Last Month About Stealing A Dog In Distress
Pardon me if you’ve heard this before – but a creepy looking dude got caught selling heroin in Spencer….
Turtleboy Made His Debut On The Gerry Callahan Podcast In Boston Today And It’s Getting Rave Reviews
I went to the Legacy Club in downtown Boston today to do my first podcast on the brand new…
JK Rowling Gets Murdered By Woke Mob For Criticizing Court Decision To Fire British Chick For Tweeting That Men Can’t Be Women Because That Opinion Is “Unworthy Of Respect”
JK Rowling is a world famous children’s book author, a diehard liberal, and a constant critic of Donald Trump….
Trackmarks Tracy Arrested For Viciously Beating 2 Year Old Stepson Was The Admin For Ghetto Facebook Mommy’s Group Where She Bragged About Getting Custody From DCF
Brockton Enterprise: A Taunton woman is being held without bail after being arrested this week for what police say was…
Tinsel Twatwaffle Asks Facebook Strangers To Finance Her Christmas A Week Before The Big Day With Shady Story About Missing Shelter Deadlines
There’s literally a week to go until Christmas and we got ratchets out here pulling stunts like this. So…
Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll, Who Is Friends With Plus Sized Antifa Terrorist Therapist Jenn Nakhai, Is Trying To Hard To Use Impeachment To Get On TV Right Now
CNN: The mayor of Salem, Massachusetts, told President Donald Trump on Tuesday to “learn some history” after he claimed that the people…
Turtleboy Is Now Selling AkaVie Brand CBD Products In The Turtle Store
Turtleboy is getting into the CBD game, as those of you who watch the live show know. I polled…
Amanda Sawyer Brought Her Crotch Fruits To Springfield To Support Rian Waters Who Then Threatened To Kill Himself In Court After Losing His Latest Criminal Complaint Against Me
I had court with Rian Waters yesterday in Springfield because he filed another frivolous criminal complaint against me for…
Springfield Spunk Guzzler Uses Stock Picture Of Special Needs Kids For Christmas GoFundMe Scam
This is easily the laziest and most fucked up fake holiday GoFundMe I’ve ever seen. “Toys for special needs…
Holliston Tunaflap Tornado Tells Tinder Date She’ll Tell Cops He Raped Her If He Doesn’t Take Her Back, Then Threatens Plymouth Cop Who Won’t Relay Lie That She’s Pregnant
A couple weeks ago we blogged about Jess DePatie, AKA the Holliston Tunaflap Tornado, after she pretended to kill…
Kirk Minihane And The Minifans Just Discovered Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli This Weekend And It’s Turned Into A Four Day Shitshow Of Baseless Racist Allegations With No End In Sight
Almost three years ago washed up rapper Talib Kweli got into a tweet beef with Turtleboy, in which he…
Blue Checkmark SJWs Are Calling The OK Symbol Racist Which Means Everyone Should Do It Because These Assholes Don’t Get To Dictate Our Culture
All over my news feed this weekend I saw the mainstream media once again trying to push it’s predictable,…
Somerville Spunk Whistle Sexually Harassing Women With Promises Of Girth Was City Councilor Jack Connolly’s Campaign Manager Despite Arrest For Robbing Cab Driver
This is Jacob Shaps, AKA Jacob Vaidas, a veteran from Somerville. Try not to wet yourself to his pumpkin…
AMBER ALERT: Police Search For Missing 1-Year Old Girl After Mother Was Found Murdered In Connecticut Home, Father In Custody
Last week, Ansonia, Connecticut Police and the FBI issued an Amber Alert for one-year-old Vanessa Morales after police found her mother,…
Exposing Erik Hutchinson Part 1: Failed Businesses, Questionable Claims, And Sock Accounts Lie Beneath The Facade Of The So-Called “Modfather”
Yesterday we published a blog about Erik Hutchinson, a self-proclaimed “innovator” and “entrepreneur” in the vaping industry, who is currently…
Framingham Fertility Factory Starts Fundraiser To Pay Back Child Support For Crotch Fruit DCF Stole, Tells Critics To Stop Being Jealous Bitches
Losing your crotch fruit because you owe so much in child support is a pretty ratchet move in and…
Vaping Vagrant Turns On Formerly Turtleboy Famous Skelewhore Ratchet Girlfriend With Mind-Boggling Story, Accuses Lynnfield Police Of Coverup
A while back, we published this blog about a former vape shop owner who was accused of never paying his employees,…
