Turtleboy Is Unliked
Last night on Turtle Club we reviewed some of the fun messages I received from the MAGA Menopause Mafia….
The MAGA Menopause Mafia Is NOT Happy About The Blogs This Week
I’ve gotten a lot of angry messages from menopausal MAGA women and friends of Cole Buckley, and tonight on the…
Emely Nieves’ Murderer DeVante Degree Remains Free And Is Blaming White Teens In Hopkinton For Murdering Mikayla Miller, State Continues To Hide Name Of Medical Examiner Covering For Him
Emely Nieves was murdered by her baby daddy Devante Degree a year ago in Lowell, and Devante’s mother Tina…
People Are Whining That I Was Too Hard On Cole Buckley For Throwing Bottle At Kyrie Irving But His Dindu Nuffin Livestream And Post-Bail Twisted Tea Bro Hugs Shows He Doesn’t Really Give A Shit
Yesterday I published a blog about Cole Buckley, the Braintree bro who was arrested for throwing a bottle at…
Peabody Chain Smoker Leading Health Crusade To Ban Vaccine Mandates Can’t Show Where Where The Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars He Raised For Losing Lawsuits Went
Vincent Delaney is a Peabody HVAC guy who’s raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for anti-COVID restriction lawsuits but…
Metoothelah Follows Man Back To Uxbridge Home While Shitfaced, Rear Ends Truck In His Driveway, Tries To Tackle Him And Take His Phone Unsuccessfully
An Uxbridge man had an interesting encounter with a tooth deficient Newport skag yesterday after she followed him home,…
Meet Cole Buckley: Braintree Chode Who Threw Bottle At Kyrie Irving, Goes To URI, And Really Cares About The Environment
I didn’t watch last night’s Celtics game because I won’t waste my time supporting a team that calls its…
Hampton Beach Somehow Becomes More Ghetto Than Before With Boriqua Bukkakes And Pendejo Pancakes Everywhere
We did a blog earlier in the week about the ghetto fight clubs that were taking over beaches in…
Kyrie Irving Took A Dump On Marcus Smart And Jaylen Brown’s Face And They’re Still Too Scared To Call Him Out For Lying About Boston Fans Being Racist
The Celtics are playing the Nets again tonight and I won’t be watching. Not just because they’re gonna get…
Albino Crackhead Barbie Previously Featured On TB Is Selling Jewelry With Her Ex-Con Sugar Daddy Who Just Got Out Of Federal Prison And She’s Upset With Our Coverage Of Her Junkie Friend’s Crash With Baby In Backseat
Almost everything covered in this blog was discussed last night on the Live Show. YouTube subscribed always get the…
Barbara Bucharest Seeks 10 Year Old Framingham Child So She Can Drop Her 3 Year Old Son Off With For A Few Hours Because He’s Bugging Her
This is Ada Salie from Framingham. The mother of 3 is originally from Romania and is therefore required to…
Monica Cannon-Grant’s Only Remaining Journalist Supporter Says Teens Seen At Sturbridge Wendy’s Drove Back To Hopkinton To Murder Mikayla Miller
Monica Cannon-Grant has been oddly quiet about the Mikayla Miller story since 50 people and a brass quartet showed…
President Of Mass Nurse’s Association Says She’s A Socialist Who Wants The Worcester Police Disarmed And Defunded Because Striking St Vincent’s Nurses Think They Are Dangerous
This is Katie Murphy, the President of the Massachusetts Nurses Association. As the St. Vincent’s nurses strike heads into…
Mesh Shorts Moses Gives Tony Timberlands The Grundle Reach-a-round During Pittsfield Traffic Dispute Over Potential Mating Rights With Passenger
Here’s a fun video out of Pittsfield to start your day, featuring two fine citizens who elected to hold…
How Critical Race Theory Made White People Insane Like The South Hadley Lesbian Poet Protester
Greetings Turtle Club members. If you’re reading this it’s because you signed up for the Turtle Club live stream, which…
Ed Markey And Liz Warren Demand Justice For Fentanyl Addict George Floyd, Who Already Got Justice, While Ignoring Murder Victims Ron Tarentino, Vanessa Marcotte, And Emely Nieves
I discussed the topics in this blog on last night’s live show. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube…
Lucky Strike Linda Says She Did The Right Thing By Threatening Other People’s Crotch Fruits On Cumberland Playground Because They Were Raised Poorly, Junkie Jury Of Her Peers Agrees
Yesterday we published a blog identifying the two trashbags (Courtney Duke and Danny Cullivan from Weymouth) who threatened and…
Bovine Barbie Threatens To Smack Woman With $8 After Stealing Her Baby Swing From Foxboro Facebook Marketplace
This is Cindy Flewelling from Mansfield. The other day a woman posted a toddler swing on Facebook Marketplace for…
Momma Meat Washer Says Her Gang Rapist Son Dindu Nuffin, Blames Barnstable Police For Being Racist Because They Arrested Him After He Posed With AR-15’s In Rap Video
This is Tanya Devine from Barnstable and her 18 year old son Daishawn Williams from Barnstable. She’s a CNA…
South Hadley Snatchblaster Livestreams Herself Harassing Cops In The Rare Instances She Sees Them Pulling Over A Black Person, Congratulates Herself With Virtue Signaling Narcissistic Post
This is Lanette Sweeney, a “poet and protester” from South Hadley who used to work at Hampshire College and…
