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Hoodrat Heroes

Hoodbooger Ho Down Interrupts Family Day At Six Flags New England

Uncle Turtleboy / July 27, 2021

  Meanwhile at Six Flags in Agawam…. Goodness gracious, someone could’ve gotten the Delta variant! Six Flags New England Cooperate office…

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Nudniks

The Agawam “I Was Hacked” Woody Wanker Has Been Posting Racially Charged Threats Towards Women And Minorities For Several Years Now

Uncle Turtleboy / June 3, 2019

  I still can’t get over the fact that the Agawam Police fell for this shithead’s “I got hacked” routine….

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WTF

White Power Woody Wanker Convinces The Agawam Police He Was “Hacked” Before Writing Threatening Racist Posts On Facebook

Uncle Turtleboy / May 31, 2019

  Yesterday we published a blog about some racist chud from the West Springfield/Agawam area who was threatening to shoot…

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Nudniks

West Springfield White Power Woody Wanker Invited Puerto Ricans And Black People To Call Him So He Can Put Bullet Holes In Them In “I’m Not Racist, But” Facebook Post

Uncle Turtleboy / May 30, 2019

  This is William Malia from the Agawam/West Springfield area. And for whatever reason he elected to go on Facebook…

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All-Star Criminals

Agawam Cumswine Arrested For Selling Fatal Batch Of Heroin To A Junkie Also Made Videos Of Himself Buying Stuff For The Homeless To Virtue Signal About How Great He Is

Western Mass Turtlegirl / February 4, 2019

  Masslive: An Agawam man has denied a charge of involuntary manslaughter related to a heroin overdose death in Westfield. Bail…

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All-Star Criminals

I Will Personally Send A Free Turtleboy Hoodie To The First Person To Correctly Identify These Two Cumdumpsters Wanted For Cashing $10,000 In Fraudulent Checks In Agawam

Uncle Turtleboy / December 26, 2018

I Will Personally Send A Free Turtleboy Hoodie To The First Person To Correctly Identify These Two Cumdumpsters Wanted For…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pastor Pole Polisher And Deacon Diddler Start $20K GoFundMe To Spread The Word Of God Around The World And Even Though They’re Junkboxes They Promise It Won’t Be Spent On Heroin

Western Mass Turtlegirl / July 5, 2018

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like Turtleboy Sports Returns and Clarence Woods…

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Bone Ride

The Big E Round 2: Money Pit Dumpster Fire Of Infomercials, Cow Shit, Fried Dough, And Beautiful People Wearing Spectacular Outfits

Uncle Turtleboy / September 17, 2017

    A few years back Mrs. Turtleboy dragged me to the worst place in America – the Big E….

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All-Star Criminals

Agawam Food Stamp Friday Chudstuffers Stole A Dog And A Car And Are On The Run In A Tan Altima

Uncle Turtleboy / July 16, 2017

Agawam Food Stamp Friday Chudstuffers Stole A Dog And A Car And Are On The Run In A Tan Altima…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Food Stamp Friday: Agawam Fapjuicer Selling $75 Worth Of EBT For $50 While Flashing $100 Bills, Driving Stolen Cars, And Robbing Tip Jars At Pizza Shop

Uncle Turtleboy / July 7, 2017

Food Stamp Friday: Agawam Fapjuicer Selling $75 Worth Of EBT For $50 While Flashing $100 Bills, Driving Stolen Cars, And…

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WTF

Paralyzed Teen Doesn’t Like Dad’s Rules, Hires Stripper’s Ambulance Chasing Attorney To Sue Dad, MSM Villifies Dad Without Reporting Whole Story

Uncle Turtleboy / May 24, 2017

Paralyzed Teen Doesn’t Like Dad’s Rules, Hires Stripper’s Ambulance Chasing Attorney To Sue Dad, MSM Villifies Dad Without Reporting Whole…

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All-Star Criminals

Local Boob Yells Obscenities At Springfield Breast Cancer Walk Because He Was High On Weed, Just Kidding – He Was Drunk And Probably Should’ve Smoked Weed Instead

Uncle Turtleboy / November 7, 2016

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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All-Star Criminals

Magnificent Springfield Voke-stached Entrepreneur Steals Dirt Bike From Holyoke, Sells On Facebook Yard Sale Page, Gets Busted By Undercover Cops

Uncle Turtleboy / October 20, 2016

Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride Series: Westfield, West Springfield, Agawam, Longmeadow, East Longmeadow, Springfield, Chicopee, Holyoke, Easthampton

Uncle Turtleboy / February 19, 2016

Your attention please – the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page has been suspended until Friday February 19. In order to follow…

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