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Defense Attorney Husband Of Missing Lowell Woman Whose Body Was Found In The Merrimack River Yesterday Is Being Accused By Her Friends Of Not Helping Look For Her And Other Odd Behavior

Uncle Turtleboy / April 23, 2021

The body of a missing Lowell woman named Kimberly Oberhauser was found in the Merrimack River in Andover yesterday….

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Braintree And Andover Teachers Don’t Feel Like Listening To The School Committee So They’re Chillin On The Grass Instead Of Doing Their Job Despite Hanging Out All Summer

Uncle Turtleboy / August 31, 2020

Andover and Braintree are school districts where the School Committee voted to go with hybrid learning, meaning some days…

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Dumbass Andover High School Principal Tweets That School Will Be Serving Fried Chicken, Cornbread, Collard Greens For Black History Month In Failed Racist Attempt To Be Woke

Uncle Turtleboy / February 12, 2020

Just when you thought Andover High School Principal Phil Conrad couldn’t bring any more embarrassment to his school after…

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Tewksbury School Committee Member Arrested Because He Wouldn’t Move Seats After Some Asswipe Andover Kids Stole His Jacket

Uncle Turtleboy / February 11, 2020

Lowell Sun: Things got heated between School Committee Chairman Keith Sullivan and Andover High School students at an Andover-Tewksbury basketball…

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Andover Crisco Crevice Accused Of Not Paying Multiple Employees At Failed Vape Shop Has Been Posting Expensive Spending Sprees On IG, Operating Pot Delivery Service

Uncle Turtleboy / November 4, 2019

This crisco crevice is Joshua Bottoni from Andover. He’s a local doucehbag who opened up a vape shop in…

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Good For These Andover Kids Who Walked Out Of School To Protest Their Douchebag Superintendent For Firing Beloved Hockey Coach Chris Kuchar

Uncle Turtleboy / April 30, 2019

Yesterday we blogged about Andover High School hockey coach Chris Kuchar being fired, despite an unprecedented amount of success…

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Gutless Andover AD Bill Martin Fires Hockey Coach Chris Kuchar After Back To Back Conference Titles And MIAA Sportsmanship Award Because Superintendent Shelley Berman Is A Corrupt Hack

Uncle Turtleboy / April 29, 2019

Andover High School and their corrupt superintendent Shelley Berman is back in the news. Surprising news as @AndoverWarriors HS…

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WCVB Pimps IRS Employee Andover Couple’s $10K GoFundMe Despite His Previous Arrests For Domestic Violence, Assaulting Cops, And Obvious Holes In Their Story

Uncle Turtleboy / January 17, 2019

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Daddy Dumpsterfire Who Made Daughter Crawl Into Prize Machine And Steal Games Is A Teacher In Andover And If Shelley Berman Gets To Keep His Job Then So Should Daddy Dumpsterfire

Uncle Turtleboy / September 19, 2018

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The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Claimed They Lowered Their Rate From $275 To $225 For Lawrence Fire Refugees, Turns Out They Increased It From $188

Uncle Turtleboy / September 13, 2018

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While Lawrence, Andover And North Andover Burn The Beauport Hotel In Gloucester Price Gouges On Facebook And Then Blames “Well Meaning Employee” When The Internet Destroys Them

Uncle Turtleboy / September 13, 2018

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The Animal Who Viciously Beat 81 Year Old Man In Lawrence Once Tried To Burn A Man Alive In Springfield, Beat The Home Owner, Had Outstanding Warrants, And Somehow Isn’t In Jail

Uncle Turtleboy / June 27, 2018

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North Andover Patch Urges Readers To Boycott Several Andover Businesses, Schools, Churches, And The Police For Being Racist In Insane CAPS LOCK Op-Ed

Uncle Turtleboy / June 11, 2018

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Andover Kids Revolt By Painting Rock, Shelley Berman Releases Confidential Memo To Press Calling Coach EJ Perry Racist Against Asian Kid Who Refused To Come Out Of Game

Uncle Turtleboy / April 24, 2018

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Here’s The 2 Andover High School Volleyball Players That Made Up Lies About Their Coach Because He Decaptainized Them For Refusing To Sub Out Of A Game

Uncle Turtleboy / April 16, 2018

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Another Whiny Loser Andover Kid Complained About Legendary Coach EJ Perry And Got Him Suspended By Gutless Administrators

Uncle Turtleboy / April 16, 2018

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