Danielson Donkey Schlong Caught Red Handed Cranking The Cream Machine In Connecticut Laundromat For Third Time
Read about this unfortunate gentleman on TB Daily News by clicking here. Hello Turtle Riders. As you know…
Blue Raspberry Rhonda Says Her Dead Felon Mother Got A Ballot Application In The Mail And She’s Considering Letting Her Vote For Biden From The Grave
If you’re getting your news from the mainstream media then you likely have been told that there is no…
Rhonda Rubbish Lets Crotch Fruits Roam Killingly Neighborhood Full Of Sex Offenders And Backyard Full Of Broken Dreams Barefoot In Underpants, Connecticut DCF Does Nothing
This is Cheyenne Murphy and her sperm donor James from Killingly, CT. When your parents name you Cheyenne, your…
Retired Danielson Stripper And Gerry Springer Alumnus Explains Why Her Frequent ALL CAPS Usage Of The N Word Isn’t Racist
A search for the name Aleah Talbot on Turtleboy Sports will bring you to several blogs about this failed…
The Twisted Teabagger Says She’s Not Gonna Stop Drinking And The 2 DUI’s in 24 Hours She Got Weren’t Her Fault Because She Didn’t Intend On Drinking And Driving
Earlier in the week I blogged about Amy Peterson, the Putnam skag who got 2 DUI’s in 24 hours, after driving…
CT State Trooper Loses His Cotton Picking Mind On Chud Who Flipped Him The Bird, Smashes His Pot And Threatens To Throw Him Off Of New Haven Highway Bridge
Trooper Matthew Spina of the Connecticut State Police is in hot water after a rage filled stop in New…
Fotis Dulos, His Scumbag Attorney And Grizzled Girlfriend Were Arrested For Jennifer Dulos’ Murder, Murder Weapon Was Bought And Sold By A Crack Dealer Named Fudge In Craziest Story Ever
Back in June we wrote about some skag using her crotch fruit to try to profit off of the…
AMBER ALERT: Police Search For Missing 1-Year Old Girl After Mother Was Found Murdered In Connecticut Home, Father In Custody
Last week, Ansonia, Connecticut Police and the FBI issued an Amber Alert for one-year-old Vanessa Morales after police found her mother,…
2$moke And His Chocolate Chip Cookie Ho Slampig Were Arrested At The Putnam Walmart And She’s Begun A Fuck The Po-Lease Free Muh Boi Campaign To Get Him Out
Look who’s back in the news….. Oh $nap, it’s 2$smoke! The legendary leader of the 860 Money Crew, the…
Debbie Does Dementia: Five Senior Citizens Caught Plowing 85 Year Old Woman In Connecticut Park, Golden Girl Gone Wild Says She Dindu Nuffin
This is the most amazing story I’ve ever heard. Fox 61: Six people ranging in age from 62 to 85…
The Connecticut Girls Are Finally Fighting Back And Are Suing SJW Politicians Who Let Boys Beat Them In Track And Field
So this happened…. The girls are finally fighting back against boys who have stolen from them. God bless them,…
Connecticut “Filmmaker” Lames Cameron Declares War On Small Photography Business Owner After She Politely Declines His Weird Photoshoot Request
KBG Photography is a small photography business located in Connecticut. It’s your pretty run-of-the-mill portrait study, that takes some really…
It Takes Balls For This This Glastonbury High School Junior To Make A Video Speaking Out About What It’s Like To Lose To Boys Who Become Girls In Track
We’ve written a bunch of times about the two Connecticut boys who decided that they were girls during high…
Online Dating Horror Story: Day-Glo Dipshit Lunatic Goes Full Ratchet On Woman After Discovering Her Cuck Navy Husband Messaging Her On Dating Site, Turns Out To Be An Attention Seeking Skank Who Was Once Arrested For Child Abuse
Boy meets girl on online dating site. Girl develops feelings, then receives violent threat’s from boy’s psychotic junkbox wife over…
Connecticut Gutterskag Queen LaQueefa Blames State Police For Destroying Drug-Slinging Rectal Canoe Friend’s 6 Year Old Daughter’s Belongings, Presumably While Raiding His Place Looking For His Drugs And Guns
Check out this ultra classy, high society gal. Oh yeah, that’s a future accountant or doctor right there!…
Previously Turtleboy Famous Connecticut Corridor Velociratchet Mary DeJesse Is Still Robbing People, Has No Regrets, Is Going To Fight Everyone And Seems Like A Really Swell Parent
Who remembers Mary DeJesse? She’s the gutterslug from Eastford, CT who starred in this blog: Prego Connecticut Corridor…
Danielson Dick Cushion Is Arrested Again, This Time For Stealing An Old Lady’s Purse From A Shopping Cart At Target
About a week and a half ago, NST wrote this blog about Amber Phillips, a cumdumpster from Connecticut who…
Danielson Dick Cushion Robs Good Samaritan Who Bought Her Clothes And Food After Abandoning Her Own Kids And Telling Woman That Her Mom Died And She Was Homeless
This is Amber Phillips from Danielson. Danielson is right in the heart of Connecticut’s asshole, and is the epicenter…
Connecticumrag White Toast Malone Is Also An Animal Abusing Oxygen Thief Who Was Sentenced To 2 Years In Jail For Brutally Killing 7 Cats
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Connecticumrag Steals Decal Off Police Car, Gets Called “Toast Malone” By Comedian Officer In The Most Entertaining Social Media Feud Of All Time
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