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    The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #40-31

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    Merry Christmas Turtle Riders!! For a special Christmas treat we’re counting down the 100 naughtiest Turtleboy famous slugpumps, fupasloths, and cheesehogs from 2017. Here’s #40-31

     

    40. Palmer veteran robbing junkbox

    Veteran lets guy down on is luck live rent free in his house. Ends up getting robbed repeatedly by lowlife maggot with “disease.”

     

    39. Bridgewater State Nazi Professor

    What better way to let your students know they are welcome in your class than by telling them that they’re not welcomed in your class if they voted for the President?

     

     

    38. Natick Dumpsterslug

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    37. Pajama Clad New Bedford Foodstampopotamus

    The Foodstampopotamus is the staple creature to observe on the New Bedford safari.

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    36. Alexis Aslanian

    Getting into a fight on Water Street is one thing. Jumping a girl with your lesbian lover, who is on probation for a drug related shooting, and then yelling “gang shit my n word” into the camera, right after being served underage at a disgraced State Rep’s bar, is legendary Turtleboy material.

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    35. Junkbox Prostitute quarter victim

    If you’re a junkbox hooker with a $20,000 GoFundMe who is pretending that people broke into your house and still $3,000 worth of quarters that were supposed to go to your dog’s cancer surgery, and you gave up your kid after LeGarette Blount was deemed not to be the father, then contact fake news like Fox 25. Because we’ll see right through you.

     

    34. Kyle “Pure” Kennedy

    It’s naughty enough that you end up in prison. But if you start becoming Aaron Hernandez’ late night play toy and try to milk his estate after he offs himself, your life will never be the same afterwards.

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    33. Maine Teen Urinators

    Only in Maine do they celebrate the physical assault of a high school girl by urinating on her and then posting pictures of it to Facebook.

     

    32. Michelle Dubois

    It doesn’t get much naughtier than an elected official tipping off drug dealers that federal agents are gonna be raising their stash houses.

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    31. DONE (Diesels of New England) and Maurice Butler

    Imagine an entire Facebook group of thousands of people having no problem with a bunch of racist rednecks making fun of a child for being biracial? Naturally we were the bad guy and they started mass reporting our Facebook page and Facebook let them get away with it.

     

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