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Turtleboy 2020 Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region


Voting is completed in the Cheeshog Region of 2020 Ratchet Madness, and for the first time we have some upsets. Let’s see who advanced to the next round.

  1. Kylie had easily the biggest margin of victory in the tournament thus far
  2. I’m shocked that neither Rizzy nor Billy Tibbetts made it to the second round

That brings us to our final bracket – the Trap Queen Region. You have 24 hours to vote for which ratchets should advance and narrow our field dow to 32. As usual, I have provided links to associated blogs with each ratchet so that you can cast an informed vote. However, if you’d like to reach their bulleted ratchet resume the click here to read them on TB Daily News.



1. Bristol Blarney vs. 16. Springfield Poon Pinatas

1. Bristol Blarney



16. Springfield Poon Pinatas





8. Red Bull Rhonda & Trap Queen Tracy vs. 9. Luke Noble

8. Red Bull Rhonda & Trap Queen Tracy




9. Luke Noble





4. Shane Hoban vs. 13. Chicopee Herpesaurus

4. Shane Hoban




13. Chicopee Herpesaurus






5. Cumpty Dumpty vs. 12. Failure Swift

5. Cumpty Dumpty





12. Failure Swift





3. Nikki Evans vs. 14. Granny Panty Grande

3. Nikki Evans




14. Granny Panty Grande






6. Haverhill Plus Sized Pinata vs. 11. King Vagrant & Momma Cheesehog

6. Haverhill Plus Sized Pinata





11. King Vagrant & Momma Cheesehog






7. Vicky Vicodin vs. 10. Miss Meth Massachusetts

7. Vicky Vicodin





10. Miss Meth Massachusetts







2. Landon Steele vs. 15. Crisco Cris Angel & Lesbo Dog Beheader

2. Landon Steele





15. Crisco Cris Angel & Lesbo Dog Beheader






13 Comment(s)
  • Stewart Nod
    April 9, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    This is freaking incredible.

  • judge dread
    April 9, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    is it me or does the FB photos of ‘s hers her name oh yah the bitch that is being talked about non stop. yah are like 20 years old. don’t they look like they came out of a digicam????? from 2001?????????

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    April 9, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    My man Shane Hoban. The kid is still living with mommy and her new man who happens to be Part of the Outlaw MC. So it’s only a matter of time before he starts acting like he has “connections” with the Outlaws and starts threatening people with it. Hahahahaha the kid is the biggest loser. His whole life is a fraud. Lol. Never had a drug problem either he only acted like he did to act like he had struggles but was so tough he over came it and could play the victim card. Lol. Fucking loser!

  • Cheddah
    April 9, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    A loud, unruly, scary looking, lesbo, disrespectful Spanish-speaking cunt on an airplane is still no match for that heartless WHORE Nikki Evans..

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 9, 2020 at 2:37 pm

      I’ve said it before, if you’re married or dating a heavyset woman and she loses a lot of weight, break up or divorce her immediately. I’ve actually seen it many times: they lose weight, guys start paying attention to them, and the attention goes to their head and they screw the entire state to try to make up for lost time, and for the fact that they are in reality a hollow, soulless individual.

      • Cheddah
        April 9, 2020 at 4:00 pm

        Very true, but Nikki took it to a whole new level…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 9, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Failure swift was an easy choice. Some tough choices otherwise.

  • randiguy2006
    April 9, 2020 at 10:02 am

    You know a place is desperate for content when they regurgitate like this.

    We already know whose gonna win.

  • Most likely to push
    April 9, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Failure Swift vs Cumpty Dumpty will result in a travesty of justice. Both are potential final fours

  • Nikki Evans.
    April 9, 2020 at 8:30 am

    In a perfect world this bitch would win….she fucked the whole town and ended up driving her husband to kill himself. This bitch is a fucking cunt. I’d let her blow me though….

    • Uncle Ghetto
      April 9, 2020 at 9:29 am

      Well the husband could of just killed her instead. Not sure why that wasnt an option to him

  • Andrea Grocer's Dingle Berries
    April 9, 2020 at 7:10 am

    We dont rate for any bracket? Thats some Bullshit.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 9, 2020 at 7:03 am

    Why is Landon Steele on here? I never even got the ending to his story.

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