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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #80-71

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What a year it’s been for Turtleboy Sports. Over 20 million page views and counting. We started the year with about 21,000 Facebook followers. And despite three separate 30 day suspensions that number has doubled to 42,000. We’ve also got two backup pages with over 10,000 followers each when our primary pages are suspended. We’ve been featured on every major radio station in the Boston, Worcester, and Springfield areas, linked by major media outlets, and widely recognized as the only reliable media outlet in Massachusetts. We are an unstoppable force of nature, and we will not be defeated.

So what is Turtleboy Sports? We get that question a lot. Are we a news outlet or entertainment? The answer is, both. We’ve broken some major stories this year.

  • We were the first media outlet to report the name of the man (Jorge Zambrano) who killed Officer Ronald Tarentino.
  • We were the first to announce when he was killed.
  • We broke the story about the corrupt daughter of a retired judge who continued to work in the probation department despite giving up names of informants to her criminal friends, and dating the brother of the cop killer.
  • We were relentless in our coverage with the Spencer-East Brookfield schools, which culminated in a peaceful overthrow of School Committee chairman Kevin Hayes.
  • We dug and we dug and we dug until we found proof that Mosaic Cultural Complex was paying its employees to do NOTHING, which forced the City Council to finally cut off funding for the fraudulent non-profit.

We also broke a buttload of other stories as well. But at the same time, Turtleboy lives to entertain. This is why you come here. And we do that by shaming people who have earned the shaming. Because sometimes people just wanna have a good ol’ fashioned laugh. Lots of people don’t like this because for years we’ve let them control the narrative. But not any more. From now on when you act like a fool in public, you will be publicly exposed by the Turtle.

With that said, it’s time to look back at the year in Turtleboy. We will be releasing our top 100 most popular blogs, 10 blogs at a time, so you can catch up on the debauchery. Each blog will be explained briefly with a limerick. We understand that many turtle riders jumped on mid stroke, so this gives you an opportunity to catch up on what you missed……

80. Auburn Middle School puts the wrong kids on his hit list – 20,501 page views

When you make a hit list

To shoot up the school

You don’t try to kill kids

Who aren’t known as “cool”

Yes, we realize this is not the new Auburn Middle School.

12 Year Old Auburn Kid Who Was Plotting To Kill 3 Classmates Doesn’t Understand The Purpose Of A Middle School Hit List

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79. Bowdoin College students get in trouble for hosting tequila themed party with sombreros – 20,601 page views

If you try having fun

You’ll get a suspension

Cuz drinking tequila

Is a microaggression


Tequila Themed Party Deemed Racist By Bowdoin Students Who Had Their Feelings Hurt



78. New Bedford ratchet Mom leaves baby unattended in her car for 5 minutes – 20,811 page views

They smoke lots of menthols

And they hardly stop boozing

But New Bedford ratchets

Can’t stop reproducing

Video: New Bedford Trap Queen Leaves Baby In Running Car For 5 Minutes While She Buys Scratch Tickets And Cigarettes



77. Northeastern Connecticut rap video “Money Callin” is the hottest track you’ll ever see – 21,184 page views

When you watch this video

You think it’s a joke

But it’s all 2 real 

For white boy 2 smoke


Webster/Thompson Rapper 2$moke And 860 Money Crew Made Legendary Rap Video Featuring Knives, Dancing, Blunts, And Trips To Valero Gas Station



76. Plymouth Ratchets Part 2 – 21,220 page views

If you get Turtleboyed

And you have no employer

You’ll win your lawsuit

With Dick N Vulva for a lawyer

Plymouth Dumpsterslug Facebook Scam Artists Part 2 – They Hired Attorney Dick N. Vulva For Massive Lawsuit Vs. South Shore Turtlegirl


75. Brookfield lovers caught boning midthrust next to elementary school – 21,344 page views

When the cops catch you midthrust

And she tells you to strip

Just tell the police

It was only the tip

Lovebirds Caught Boning Midthrust Outside Of Brookfield Elementary School Should Probably Finish Quicker Next Time Or Wait Until It’s Warm Out

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74. Fall River career criminal buys cell phone, finds naked pics of his sister on it, posts them on Facebook – 21,379 page views

You buy a cell phone

Of some shady mister

It works just fine

But there’s naked pics of your sister

Fall River Deadbeat Who Shares Facebook Page With His GF Buys Phone, Finds Pics Of His Sister Overdosed On It, Posts Them To FB Leading To Glorious Family Feud



73. Turtleboy got Turtleboyed by David Prouty student with fake protest tweet – 21,381 page views

David Prouty student

Made TB look a fool

But the joke is on him

Cuz he’s got the biggest jugs in the school

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Turtleboy Got Turtleboyed By Student Who Thinks It’s Funny That His Teacher’s Are Being Attacked By Administrators

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72. Hampshire College students run for the cops when they see protesters waving the American flag – 21,714 page views 

At Hampshire College

We can confirm

The flag is triggering

For this lucky sperm


Triggered Hampshire College Students Run To The Cops After Being Confronted By Scary American Flags



71. Charlton Police respond to drive by rappers – 21,810 page views

It might seem peaceful

But shit can go down

When you have drive by rappers

In the streets of C-Town

Charlton Police Report Drive By Rappers Challenge Boys To Rap Battle, Leads To Hilarious Facebook Commentary



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