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  • Coast Guard Service Magically Gave This Chick’s Fiancé Autism, PTSD, PPD, And A Bum Shoulder So You Should Totally Give Them $5k For New Crap Even Though They Made Themselves Homeless


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.       I wish people would…

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    GoFundMe Scam Of The Day: Florida Man Raising Money For Notorious Webster Town Drunk So He Can Buy More Booze


    GoFundMe Scam Of The Day: Florida Man Raising Money For Notorious Webster Town Drunk So He Can Buy More Booze Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    This Kid’s GoFundMe For Speeding Ticket Is The Greatest GoFundMe That Has Ever Been Created


    This Kid’s GoFundMe For Speeding Ticket Is The Greatest GoFundMe That Has Ever Been Created Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Fitchburg Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Travel To Oregon Because A Mystery Ratchet With No Insurance Totaled Her Car In Boston


    Fitchburg Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Travel To Oregon Because A Mystery Ratchet With No Insurance Totaled Her Car In Boston Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Chelsea Woman Beater And Puerto Rican Pitbull Look Alike Tries To Shoot Wife And Daughter, Gets Caught In Firefight With The Fuzz From His House, Burns That Shit Down; Fam Goes Full Throttle Free My Boi, Starts GoFundMe


    Go big or go home and set that bitch on fire.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Chick Trying To Help Imaginary Friend Whose House Burnt Down Is Undone By Google Image Search, Blames Some Chick From Virginia


    Chick Trying To Help Imaginary Friend Whose House Burnt Down Is Undone By Google Image Search, Blames Some Chick From Virginia Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    “Recovering” Slugpumps Start $2K GoFundMe Because Their Baby Is Having Withdrawals In The NICU And Their Dad Relapsed And Blew The Rent Money So They’re Moving To Shrewsbury


    “Recovering” Slugpumps Start $2K GoFundMe Because Their Baby Is Having Withdrawals In The NICU And Their Dad Relapsed And Blew The Rent Money So They’re Moving To Shrewsbury Want to advertise…

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    Self-Proclaimed Feminazi, 41-Year-Old Ratchet Canadian International Student At Quincy College Starts GoFundMe To Pay Tuition & Bills, Sells Used Panties On CL And Cheats On, Beats Men In Her Spare Time


    SJWs are typically batshit, but this androgynous Feminazi takes the cake               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She Forgot To Save Money


    Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She…

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    Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going


    If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Spencer Drug Dealer Raising $3,500 For Sick Dog After Paying $10,000 For Fiance’s Bail After Gun Charges


    Spencer Drug Dealer Raising $3,500 For Sick Dog After Paying $10,000 For Fiance’s Bail After Gun Charges Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Two Lazy Millennial Slop Mops Publicly Battle To See Who Is The GoFundMe Trap Queen Of The South Shore


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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