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  • Chick Trying To Help Imaginary Friend Whose House Burnt Down Is Undone By Google Image Search, Blames Some Chick From Virginia


    Chick Trying To Help Imaginary Friend Whose House Burnt Down Is Undone By Google Image Search, Blames Some Chick From Virginia Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    “Recovering” Slugpumps Start $2K GoFundMe Because Their Baby Is Having Withdrawals In The NICU And Their Dad Relapsed And Blew The Rent Money So They’re Moving To Shrewsbury


    “Recovering” Slugpumps Start $2K GoFundMe Because Their Baby Is Having Withdrawals In The NICU And Their Dad Relapsed And Blew The Rent Money So They’re Moving To Shrewsbury Want to advertise…

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    Self-Proclaimed Feminazi, 41-Year-Old Ratchet Canadian International Student At Quincy College Starts GoFundMe To Pay Tuition & Bills, Sells Used Panties On CL And Cheats On, Beats Men In Her Spare Time


    SJWs are typically batshit, but this androgynous Feminazi takes the cake               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She Forgot To Save Money


    Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She…

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    Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going


    If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Spencer Drug Dealer Raising $3,500 For Sick Dog After Paying $10,000 For Fiance’s Bail After Gun Charges


    Spencer Drug Dealer Raising $3,500 For Sick Dog After Paying $10,000 For Fiance’s Bail After Gun Charges Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Two Lazy Millennial Slop Mops Publicly Battle To See Who Is The GoFundMe Trap Queen Of The South Shore


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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    Ratchet Latina Chick Who Attacked White Girl At Hampshire College Basketball Cuz Her Braids Were Cultural Appropriation Has A GoFundMe For Thailand Vacation To Play With Elephants


    Ratchet Latina Chick Who Attacked White Girl At Hampshire College Basketball Cuz Her Braids Were Cultural Appropriation Has A GoFundMe For Thailand Vacation To Play With Elephants Want to advertise…

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    Worcester Mom’s GoFundMe Trying To Raise $2,540 To Bring Home Son In Jail For Selling Heroin And Carrying Unregistered Gun


    Worcester Mom’s GoFundMe Trying To Raise $2,540 To Bring Home Son In Jail For Selling Heroin And Carrying Unregistered Gun Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card


    Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Winchentucky Hooha Begging For $5K Down Payment For $100K Home With GoFundMe Scam Gets Savaged By Fitchburg Facebook In 30 Minutes


    Winchentucky Hooha Begging For $5K Down Payment For $100K Home With GoFundMe Scam Gets Savaged By Fitchburg Facebook In 30 Minutes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Meet Weymouth’s Kelly Scamerico: The Radioactive, Section Eight Approved, Overlord Of All The Fupasloths-With Nine GFMs, Disney Trips Galore, And Exploitation Of Her Non-Terminally Ill Kid


    Get a six pack. I’m going long, Turtlefam. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    Taunton Junior Hoodrat Starts $800 GoFundMe To Raise Money For Dope, Because “I’m Just A Fein To Be Honest”


    Taunton Junior Hoodrat Starts $800 GoFundMe To Raise Money For Dope, Because “I’m Just A Fein To Be Honest” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Fall River GutterMuppet Called The Cops On Turtleboy And Then Recorded A Hilarious Video Diary Telling Us She Hates Us


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. So, after we went live with the…

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