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  • Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments


    Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Fall River Baby Momma Ratchet Queen Pretends To Be Lawyer, Sends Turtleboy The Most Hilarious Nonsensical Message In TBS History


    Fall River Baby Momma Ratchet Queen Pretends To Be Lawyer, Sends Turtleboy The Most Hilarious Nonsensical Message In TBS History Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos


    We’re all getting Turtleboyed around here these days! NSTB is gonna have to eat her words from yesterday’s blog. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    A Sordid Affair Of Gutterslug Love And Junkie Rage: Meet The Lesbo Cheesehogs From Our Raunchy Revere Ratchet Fight


    Bulldykes, junkboxes, and artificial insemination, oh my! This is Part 2 – See Part 1 here Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns


    Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns Want to advertise with…

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    Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page


    Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook…

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    Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?


    Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Pajama Clad Lawrence Cheesehog Moms Fight In Front Of Screaming Child In Horrific Video, Lawrence Ratchets Blame The Cameraman While Making Excuses For The Ratchets


    Pajama Clad Lawrence Cheesehog Moms Fight In Front Of Screaming Child In Horrific Video, Lawrence Ratchets Blame The Cameraman While Making Excuses For The Ratchets Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    Two Worcester Cheeshogs Engage In Cat Fight To Decide Who Is The Ratchet Queen Of Water Street


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             I…

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    Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             So…

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    Webster Slug Rake Is Using Her Diabetic Son’s Health To Scam People By Selling Pies For School Fundraiser Door To Door


    Webster Slug Rake Is Using Her Diabetic Son’s Health To Scam People By Selling Pies For School Fundraiser Door To Door Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Jilted Webster Lovers Get In Physical Altercation At McDonald’s Parking Lot, Call Turtle Rider A “Stupid Cunt” For Filming


    Don’t worry, they’ll be back together by Friday at the latest. This is what relationship building looks like in Webster. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Epic Fight Between Hoodrat Gravy Dumpsters At Auburn Mall As Santa And Small Children Watch In Horror


    This is what happens when the Greendale Mall goes out of business. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Anyone Know This Ratchet Who Stole Uncle Sam’s Pizza Tip Jar And Then Paid For Her Food With It?


    Anyone Know This Ratchet Who Stole Uncle Sam’s Pizza Tip Jar And Then Paid For Her Food With It? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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