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Brockton Mom Asks Brockton Hub To Make Disturbing Video Of Her Kid Getting Beat Up “Go Viral,” Ratchet Hoodbogger Advice Follows

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Kelley Square Burger King Employee Jumps Over Counter And Fights Unruly Gutterwench After Rival Slugpump Throws Briefcase Of Cutlery At Her

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Billerica Baboon Yells Racial Slurs At Sassy Gay Lowell Clerk Who Kicked Her Out For Bumming Cigarettes, They Argue Over Who Smokes Pole For W2’s

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Manchester Crotch Maggots Caught On Film Stealing Animal Rescue League Donation Jar Have Been Arrested For Stealing From Every Chain Restaurant In The 603

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New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On Facebook

New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On…

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Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments

Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments…

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Fall River Baby Momma Ratchet Queen Pretends To Be Lawyer, Sends Turtleboy The Most Hilarious Nonsensical Message In TBS History

Fall River Baby Momma Ratchet Queen Pretends To Be Lawyer, Sends Turtleboy The Most Hilarious Nonsensical Message In TBS History Want…

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Fall River Trap Queens Who Just Gave Birth To DCF Babies Culminate Ongoing War For Right To Bone Imprisoned Baby Daddy With Cat Fight And Ghettofabulous Run On Sentences

Fall River Trap Queens Who Just Gave Birth To DCF Babies Culminate Ongoing War For Right To Bone Imprisoned Baby Daddy…

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The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos

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A Sordid Affair Of Gutterslug Love And Junkie Rage: Meet The Lesbo Cheesehogs From Our Raunchy Revere Ratchet Fight

Bulldykes, junkboxes, and artificial insemination, oh my! This is Part 2 – See Part 1 here Want to advertise with…

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Raunchy Revere Lesbian Ratchet Attempts To Defend Baby Mama’s Honor In Underpass Battle Royale, Gets Smacked Around, Nearly Gets A Fifty Yard Cunt Punt Instead

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All-Star Thompson Mom Found Drunk On Highway Shoulder With 5 Month Old In Backseat Doesn’t Realize Her Car Is Too Fucked Up To Move

All-Star Thompson Mom Found Drunk On Highway Shoulder With 5 Month Old In Backseat Doesn’t Realize Her Car Is Too…

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Current events

Shots Fired At Ghetto Rite Of Passage Into Spring, Revere Carnival; 4 Victims, Including Toddler And Pregnant Woman

Ah, the Revere Carnival – the Brockton Fair of the North Shore. It wouldn’t be complete without a gang fight…

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Manchester Gravy Dumpster Threatens To Drop A Hershey Squirt On Cops Leg After Arresting Her And Boyfriend For Egging Cars, Trying To Grab Gun At 3 AM

Manchester Gravy Dumpster Threatens To Drop A Hershey Squirt On Cops Leg After Arresting Her And Boyfriend For Egging Cars,…

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Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns

Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested…

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Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page

Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips…

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Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?

Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall? Want to…

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Pajama Clad Lawrence Cheesehog Moms Fight In Front Of Screaming Child In Horrific Video, Lawrence Ratchets Blame The Cameraman While Making Excuses For The Ratchets

Pajama Clad Lawrence Cheesehog Moms Fight In Front Of Screaming Child In Horrific Video, Lawrence Ratchets Blame The Cameraman While…

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Two Worcester Cheeshogs Engage In Cat Fight To Decide Who Is The Ratchet Queen Of Water Street

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Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen

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