Instead Of Closing Palmer High School Cuz Some Shitbird Teenager Threatend To Shoot It Up, They Should Put Up A “You Won’t” Sign
All it takes for school to get cancelled is a simple empty death threat on a sign? Weak. Want to…
All it takes for school to get cancelled is a simple empty death threat on a sign? Weak. Want to…
The Turtleboy family was about to move to Southbridge, but then we saw these winners and now we’re having second…
NH Ratchet Who Tied Kids To Bed And Left Them To Rot In Own Crap Once Said She Toured with…
If SJW politicians like Stan Rosenberg And Jim McGovern don’t have your back, then the Hampshire students are completely on…
It boggles Turtleboy’s mind that people still act surprised when Donald Trump says crazy shit on Twitter. Want to advertise…
If you’re gonna whine about being discriminated against and turn yourself into a victim, AND you voted for Donald Trump,…
Today’s GoFundMe scam of the day comes from where else? Webster!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com…
Kids are gonna have a lot of questions about this as they walk to Heard Street Elementary School every day….
In a hilarious twist of fate, anti-cop Hampshire snowflake Alec Larson wrote a lot of his screeds while being employed…
Vote For The Best Triggered Hampshire College Snowflake Meme Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…
State Senator Jamie Eldridge was arrested for blocking a road in Cambridge to support the $15 minimum wage, which would…
Two Manchester NH ratchets are under arrest after their kids were found tied to bed and covered in their own…
The “Humans of fill in the blank” pages are really just SJW propaganda sites, so it’s not surprising that the…
It’s been a while since we had a good public shaming that was based solely on stupidity and not about…
Our leaders, who don’t want to let citizens purchase handguns for protection, keep telling us our streets are safe. This…
The Hampshire student who ran to the cops after chucking the bird at American flag activists is a rich kid…
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This was the funniest thing we’ve ever seen happen during a Patriots game. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…