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Moron Dad Who Started Racial Crusade Against His Daughter’s Bridgewater Teacher Actually Lives In Brockton And Is Really Named Helder…
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Buffalo Blogger James Kriger, Credited With “Outing” Turtleboy, Loses Defamation Lawsuit For $40,000 For Making Shit Up About Bills Fans…
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