Pregnant Brockton Swamp Donkey Ripping Butts In Epic Brockton Fair Uniform Defends Her Honor In The Brockton Hub
America’s birthday has arrived, and local citizens are partaking in all the usual time-honored annual July traditions that have been…
Master Of The House Of Many Cums In Shrewsbury Was The Victim Of Armed Home Invasion By Two People Of Color But His Slaves Aren’t Allowed To Leave OR Answer The Door
Two years ago we received a substantial amount of messages about my former realtor Steve Levine, after he was…
Sleeping Burlington Mall Fupaslug With Dunkins Iced Coffee Lodged In Gerber Servers And Whiny Cunt Boyfriend Have Been Lying About Having Kids In Order To Fuel Drug Habit
Last week we published this blog about some fupaslug who panhandles outside the Burlington Mall, and has a tendency to fall…
Springfield Lickalotapus Announces She “Owns These Streets” After Bail Gets Denied For Sixth Arrest And Arraignment In Two Years
SPRINGFIELD — Zaida Vega did not disappoint her supporters. “The streets are ours!” the 25-year-old construction worker and alleged drug dealer…
Ratchet Legend Mom Celia Mcauliffe Tries Hiring Hitman To Kill TB And Pay With Blowjobs After Threatening Teens Who Called Out Her Trashbag Daughter Who Jumped A Freshman
Check out this vicious attack that occurred outside of Northbridge High School: Damn. Classy broads right there. Because why…
Virtue Signaling Lynn Twat Tanks Her Mom’s Coffee Shop By Banning Cops From Eating There Because They’re Slave Catchers Who Shouldn’t Be Humanized
This is Sophie Lovett: She’s a manager at her mother Kato Mele’s Lynn coffee shop – White Rose…
The Big E: Diseased Cesspool Of Infomercials, Manure Fumes, Fried Dough, Gluttony, And Freak Shows Wearing Spectacular Outfits
A few years back Mrs. Turtleboy dragged me to the worst place in America – the Big E. I…
Legendary Leominster Creepster Travis Palermo Has Been Messaging Strange Women Offering Cash For Noodz For Almost 10 Years Now
This is Travis Palermo from Leominster: And evidently half the women in Worcester county have had a negative run-in…
Viral Ginger Cheesehog Who Flipped Out On Couple For Kissing In Public Is An Amateur Porn Star With Quite A Past
So this latest viral video, with the girl losing her mind in the middle of a crowded restaurant, has…
Norwood Spunktrumpet Threatens To Fight Multiple Black Chicks While 7 Months Pregnant After Posting Racist Shit On FB, Changes Profile Pic To “I Stand Against Racism,” Messages Pics Of Black Friends
This is Jennifer Cobb from Norwood: She’s a got a child with another one on the way: Naturally she’s…
Moms Of The South Shore Facebook Group Is What Happens When A Basic Bitch Lets Facebook Admin Power Go To Her Head And She Scams All Of Her Followers
A while back I asked the Turtle riders for their recommendations for the most dramatic Facebook groups. I was…
Legendary South Shore Scam Artist Kelly Janerico Lies About Having Sick Crotch Fruits Multiple Times To Raise Money For Worst Makeover Ever
People of Weymouth…. it’s the blog you’ve been waiting years for! Turtleriders, I want to introduce you to the…
Plus Sized Model Worcester Glutton Walrus Celebrates The Killing Of 5 Cops In Dallas By Announcing How Hysterical And Awesome It Is On Facebook
We thought we’d wake up today and see people from both sides of the aisle coming together to condemn…
Diabolical Athol Ratchet Seems To Have Forced Mentally Challenged Woman To Be Surrogate Possibly Via Turkey Baster With Her Husband And Then Pretend The Baby Is Her’s
Here’s your white trash story of the day. It all starts with Jason and Misti Iorio – an Athol…
Uxbridge Gypsy Church Preys On Damaged Chicks To Join Their Cult, Leads To Standoff With Police
Does anyone remember the Church of End Times? It was this fake church run by these gypsy brothers out…
7 Fuckpumps From Maine Beat Teenage Girl, Urinate On Her And Pose With Her Body For Facebook Picture
Take a long, hard look at these 7 pathetic degenerates who were involved in beating up a 17 year…
Horde Of Ratchet Worcester Single Moms And Sex Offenders Raid School Bus Blair Witch Style, Assault Bus Driver, Traumatize Crotch Fruits, Refuse To Follow Procedures
Six years ago one of the most Worcester videos of all time, depicting ratchet parents invading their kids’ school…
Shitstain Long Island Puke Kicked Out Of Umass For Calling Cop The N Word Also Gets Kicked Out Of UConn For Assaulting Cafeteria Employee Who Won’t Give Him Bacon Jalapeño Mac And Cheese While Drunk
Wanna see the worst person who ever lived? His name is Luke Gatti, he’s from Long Island, and he…
Dorchester Psycho Teen Named After Continent Microwaves A God Damn Baby Turtle And Posted About It On Facebook
Meet Jonasia Simpson, a Dorchester teenager who made her first of many TB appearances to come in 2017 in…
Reblog: Spencer Couple Using 3 Year Old Kid To Scam People With Bogus GoFundMe
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