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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #100-91

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to Turtleboysports.com this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.

 

100. Brockton Assrag Junkbox Who Killed Father Of 3 Driving 80 MPH While Banged Up On A Test Drive Chucks Bird At Arraignment, Teen Mom Army Rushes To His Defense

14,670 page views

 

 

99. Taunton Tuna Tunnel Arrested For DUI By Taunton Police Floods Jail Cell By Clogging Toilet, Posts Glamour Mugshot On Facebook

14,751 page views

 

98. Gerber Server Gestapo Attacks Halifax Restaurant After Twatwaffle Lactation Consultant Mom Breast Feeds 2.5 Year Old And Is Asked To Cover Up

14,848 page views

 

97. Weymouth Police Officer Wrote A Very Powerful Message On Facebook That Everyone Should Read 

14,889 page views

 

96. Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit And The Doucherocket Currently Plowing Her Dip Out On $100 Bill At Dudley Chinese Restaurant Even Though She Collects Food Stamps And Rides The Pole In Webster

14,903 page views

 

 

95. Grafton High School Teacher Under Fire For Sending Noodz To Senior Who Just Graduated, Didn’t See Anything Wrong With It, And I Kind Of Feel Bad For Her

14,934 page views

 

94. GoFundMe Scam Of The Day: Fall River “Massage Therapist” About To Fire Prize Out Of Baby Cannon Just Realized She Needs Everything Required To Raise A Baby And Baby Daddy Is Busy Posting Insightful Things On Facebook

15,033 page views

 

93. Cape Cod Cooch Raiders Arrested For Riding The Skin Flute To Tuna Town On Public Bus

15,070 page views

 

 

92. Sesame Queef Mom Names Her Kid Abcde Then Whines On Viral Facebook Post After Southwest Employee Laughs At Terrible Name On Facebook

15,122 page views

 

91. Chud Who Killed 80 Year Old Man In Boston Hit And Run Gave Insane Interview Saying He’s A Real Gangsta And People Hit And Run “All The Time,” Posts About Hating Cops While Living Life Of Luxury In Public Housing, Also Facing Federal Charges For Beating Up Mailman

15,127 page views

 

 

1 Comment(s)
  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    Best Musical Cooperative to go along with the Massachusetts Marijuana Legalization Law years in the making… goes to Kid Rock and Hank Williams Jr. for Family Tradition!!!

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