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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #20-11

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.



20. Sources: State Trooper Leigha Genduso Has Been Relieved Of Her Duties, Gun, Badge, Cruiser, Dog, And Plate Readers That No Other Troopers Got To Have

37,459 page views




19. Turtle Murdering Fitchburg Fupa Fungus Messaged Deskie Threatening Deformation Lawsuit If We Don’t Take Down Video Of Him Murdering An Innocent Turtle

37,549 page views




18. Woman Who Killed Tow Driver Dan Coady On I-495 Celebrates Charges Being Dropped With “Can’t Touch This” Message To Victim’s Family

37,706 page views




17. North Shore Eats Part 1: Meet Greg Bates – Unemployed Deadbeat Who Hides Child Support Money By Using Big Facebook Group To Extort Local Restaurants For Free Gift Cards And Cash

38,487 page views




16. Nursing Student Mary Cronin, Girlfriend Of Weymouth Cop Killer, Was At Scene Of The Crime On 911 Tapes, Didn’t Report Mom’s Car Stolen Until After Crash

38,496 page views



15. Fresh Out The Can For Stealing Flashlights Aspiring Cranston Rapper “Jackoff Sauce” Posts Pictures Of High School Girlfriend On Leash While Drinking Vodka With “Property Of Mack Sauce” Written On Cheeks

39,863 page views




14. Here’s A Woman Pooping On I-93 South Right South Of Boston Because When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

42,428 page views




13. The Parents And Photographers Like Meg Bitton Who Make 11 Year Old Girls Pose For “Artistic” Professionally Done Pictures Like This Should Be Called Out For Sexualizing Children 

51,420 page views




12. Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship

54,821 page views



11. Family Starts GoFundMe For Career Criminal Who Killed Cape Cop Father And Veteran Kevin Quinn On Way Home From Seeing Newborn Daughter In Hospital

55,806 page views


1 Comment(s)
  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    Musical award for American Optimism, always believing their is something better and becoming better in yourself to meet that expectation goes to The Eagles for Hotel California…

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