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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #40-31

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.



40. Ginger Pirate Who Dumped Her Neglected Bulldog At An East Bridgewater Dog Groomer And Never Came Back Owns An Organic Food Recycling Business Because To Avoid “Throwaway”

23,383 page views




39. Speech Nazi Bob Murchison Has Been Emailing And Harassing WEEI’s Kirk & Callahan Advertisers For Months And Here’s The Insane Things He’s Demanding From Them

23,662 page views




38. Cambridge’s Gentrified Jenny Is White Liberalism Exposed, Becomes Internet Villain After Freaking Out On Mom For Loud Biracial Kid Playing At 3:30 PM While Her Kids Are Napping 

24,067 page views




37. Father Of Cohasset Meatstick Killed By Cops While Stabbing Tinder Date Is Blaming The Police, Calling Everyone Who Disagrees Fat Ugly Whores, And Blaming The Victim And Everyone In Hull

24,075 page views



36. Trashbags Take Pictures Of Themselves Sexually Assaulting 2 Year Old In Worcester Walmart Parking Lot And His Facebook Page Is Insane

24,699 page views




35. This Is The Gothpoon Who Murdered Brandon Chicklis in Her Ashburnham Treehouse And Had A Month To Clean Up The Crime Scene

24,793 page views




34. Westfield Wang Jockey And Titooed Skankbiscuit Wife Explain Why Using The N Word To Demean People And Yelling “White Power” Is Not Racist

24,900 page views




33. Woke Braintree Becky’s Demand Braintree High School School Resource Officer Take Down Blue Lives Matter Flag Because It’s Intimidating To Black METCO Students They’re Speaking On Behalf Of

26,347 page views




32. Sources: Mass State Police Lt. Colonel Dan Risteen Covered Up Cell Phone Information From Lt. Governor Tim Murray’s 2011 Crash, Helped Cover Up The Alli Bibaud Scandal And Got His Hot Dispatcher Girlfriend A Coveted Gig In The MSP

26,551 page views




31. Racist Woonsocket Crotch Rocket And His Mattress Actress Wife Are Opening Up A Restaurant With Her As Cook, But Stole All Food From Google Images And Forgot To Shut Down All Their Porn Accounts

26,631 page views


1 Comment(s)
  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Counting down your top hits… this long distance dedication going out to… Nostalgic and Blue Massholes everywhere.

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