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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #50-41

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.



50. SJW Virtue Signaler Trenni Kusnierek Tweets Out Love For Womanizing Ice Cube 2 Days After Demanding Tony Massorotti Be Fired For Calling Brady “Tommy Girl” Which Apparently Is Sexist 

19,754 page views



49. Turns Out The Rockland Town Administrator Hated Bobbin For Boners But She Gave Him Revenge Fallatio After Eddie Porkchops’ Wife Called Her A “Disgusting Human Being” For Having Affair With Husband

20,282 page views



48. Dad Starts $750K GoFundMe For Son Who Stabbed A 16 Year Old Outside Of Enfield Town Attorney’s House Because Son Was Bullied By Racism, Attorney’s Son Is Hoodtastic Rapper Who Fled With The Killer And Hasn’t Been Charged

20,604 page views




47. Dooshnozzle Of The Day: Laconia City Councilor Bob Hamel Mocks Dead Firefighter At Meeting, Then Claims He Was Mocking Another Dead Guy From 55 Years Ago

21,065 page views




46. Failed Hingham Beauty Queen Dumb Ol’ Maude Gorman Got Caught Cheating In Ultra-marathon She Won, Just Like She Lied About Being Gang Raped And Having Cancer

21,090 page views




45. Pimpledick Hockey Dads Get Kicked Out Of Rockland Ice Arena For Trying To Fight Refs, Assault Woman Recording It, Let’s Identify Them

21,406 page views



44. Stoughton High School Teacher-Run Feminist Group Harasses Marylou’s Coffee Shop Because The Pretty Women They Hired Must Be Too Dumb To Make Coffee

21,739 page views



43. Lawrence High School Students Film Themselves Fornicating Outside Of Classroom For 15 Minutes, Distribute The Video To Other Students, Cops Now Investigating

21,782 page views




42. Malden Meth Muppets Holding The Red Sox AL East Champions Banner Ransom That They Probably Stole For Crack Money Are So Malden It Hurts And Can’t Stop Milking Their 15 Minutes Of Masshole Fame

22,028 page views



41. Porn Star Taking The Porridge Pumper In Ashland State Park Video With 2 Million Views Is Listed As Holliston Elementary School Teacher Lori Ostapovicz, Just Released Video “Parent-Teacher Conference”

22,625 page views


2 Comment(s)
  • KGB the Rapper
    January 2, 2019 at 3:09 pm

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  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 7:42 pm

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