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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to Turtleboysports.com this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.

60. Warwick Roast Queef Sandwich Swears She’s A Great Mom After Her And Baby Daddy Stab A Dude In Front Of Their Baby, Ratchet Express Comes To Defend Her Honor

17,695 page views

59. Stoughton Stir Fried Pajamraptor Tries Fighting 3 Cops, Hoodbooger Express Whines About Brutality

17,774 page views

58. Bootleg Attention Seeking “Reporter” Family Member Of Perp Who Shot Two Falmouth Cops Blabs On For 8 Minutes About What A Good Kid The Cop Shooter Is

17,793 page views

57. In The Ultimate Irony Mollie Tibbetts Tweeted “I Hate White People” And Probably Wouldn’t Have Had A Problem With The Undocumented/Illegal Immigrant Who Killed Her

18,153 page views

56. Help Us Save Mikey Part 3: Dumb Supporters Threaten To Sue Turtle Riders, Dad Plays Them With Fake Abuse Allegations But Doesn’t Mention His Convictions Or Other Time DCF Took Mikey From Him 

18,558 page views

55. This Barstool Sports Chick Ranting About The Red Sox And Her 27 Rings While Pretending To Care About Sports Is What Happens When Your Company Values Diversity More Than Talent

18,795 page views

54. Webster Gym Owners Sell Clients Discounted Yearlong Membership Knowing They’re Selling The Business, Don’t Tell Customers This, Then Lie And Say New Owners Will Honor Memberships

18,937 page views

53. Wilmington Sea Skag Shannon Brennan Pretends To Work For NESN, Offers Family Of Drowning Victim/Veteran Aaron Dibella Box Suite Tickets To Red Sox Game, Moment Of Silence, Check And Meeting With Players In Attempt To Be Self-Important

19,154 page views

52. The Uxbridge Gypsy Church Apparently Has Moved To Woonsocket And They Still Have A Haram Of Missing Women Who Might Be Playing In A Kiddie Pool

19,272 page views

51. Meet Mary Gelsthorpe, AKA Granny McStickfingers Who Steals From High School Kid’s Tip Jars In Bourne

19,316 page views