Turtleboy Live 1/27/19 – Dante Pagan, Victor Pena, Smirkgate, Connecticumrag, Fap Weasel
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Dante Pagan, Victor Pena, Smirk Boy, Connecticumrag Toast Malone, And Freetown Fap Weasel Are On The Agenda For Turtleboy Live Tonight
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Guy Who “Found” Achim Bailey’s Phone Says He’s Suing Turtleboy And Is Doing A Facebook Live Tomorrow With Western Mass News Reporter James Villalobos
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Psycho Driving 70 MPH With Framingham Mr. Feeny On Hood Of Car Ended By Good Guy With Gun Is Why Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive On Mass Pike Between 3-6 PM
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War-wack Queefhog Leprechaun Former SPED Teacher Isn’t Handling Firing Well, Gets Arrested For Calling School And Threatening Superintendent Philip Thornton
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Guy Who Found Missing Springfield Man Achim Bailey’s Cellphone 12 Days After He Disappeared Has Been Selling iPhones On Facebook Yard Sales For Months
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Honey Ham Hefalump Runs Over Guy, Leaves Him In Road, Completes Shift At Dunkins, Stoughton Queef Patrol Defends Her Honor Despite Previous GoFundMe After Last “Accident”
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Guy Who Found Missing Springfield Man Achim Bailey’s Cellphone Still Working On Railroad Track 12 Days After He Disappeared Couldn’t Possibly Be Shadier
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The Freetown Fap Weasel Is Living An Ultra Productive Life Taking Bathroom Selfies, Threatening To Sue Uncle Turtleboy, Can’t Stop Threatening To Kill Police Officers
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Plenty Of Fish Friday: The Most Hilariously Brutal Online Dating Messages I’ve Seen This Week
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Foodstamp Friday: Ratchets Lament Illegal Foodstamp Trading Market During Welfarepocalypse, I Guess It’s Time To Increase Those Fast Food Work Hours
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Washed Up Huffstool Actor Michael Rapaport, Who Once Reported TB For Arguing With His 16 Year Old Son, Calls Covington Kids “Cocksuckers” And “Handjob” In Video That Twitter Says Is OK
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Blue Checkmarks Are Shitting Their Pants And Taking Down Tweets About Covington Now That They’re All Getting Sued
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The Musty Meatflap’s Pro-Boner DCF Dad Client Got Arrested For Trying To Fight The Northampton PD Again, Now She Has To Waste More Time Working For Free To Prove She’s Woke
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Marshfield Meatpop CNA 2.0 Complains That Carolina Hill Shelter Common Room Doesn’t Have TV And Is Inhumane For Crotch Fruits
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Greenfield Recorder And SJWs Are Really Mad That A Homeless Convicted Child Rapist Died With His Girlfriend In A Tent After Refusing Offer To Stay In Shelter
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Facebook Suspended Uncle Turtleboy For 30 Days For 2 Month Old Post Supporting The Braintree Police’s Blue Lives Matter Flag, Email From Turtle Rider Makes My Head Want To Explode
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Tens Of Thousands Pumpkin Spice Mafia Soldiers Share Text Message Stating Boston’s “Top Investigator” Believes Victor Pena Is Part Of Uber Sex Slavery Ring In Cambridge
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This Conspiracy That Donald Trump Is Time Traveling In A Machine Invented By Nikola Tesla Is Completely Insane And The Fact That It Keeps Going Viral Makes My Head Hurt
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Charlestown Kidnapper Victor Pena Has Been Pretending To Be Obsessed And Abused Ex-Girlfriend On Her Facebook Page, Claims She Married Him To Get Papers So He Dumped Her
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