Guy Arrested For Molesting Burger King Employee And Pretending To Be A Worcester Cop Has Quite The Facebook Page
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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #20-11
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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21
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Springfield Cheeshog Busted After Being Suspected Of Stealing $80,000 From Work At K-Mart
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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #50-41
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Fire Gypsies Who Keep Threatening Turtleboy Say That Their Sugar Daddy Is Getting Rapey With Them, He Makes It Worse By Blaming Good Music At His Gatsby-Style Party
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We Were Wrong For Using The Term “Stillborn” In Our Hatchimals Blog
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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #70-61
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Another SJW Contacted Our Hosting Provider For Using Her Public Facebook Pictures, But Wait Until She Sees Her Video Poem “Slam Pig Sucking Big Gobstoppers” On The Blog
Another SJW Contacted Our Hosting Provider For Using Her Public Facebook Pictures, But Wait Until She Sees Her Video Poem “Slam Pig Sucking…
Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims
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If Obama Could Stop Lighting The World On Fire Just To Fuck With Trump, That Would Be Great
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The City Of Worcester Summed Up In One Tweet
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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #80-71
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Dear Feminists: An Open Letter From SSTurtlegirl To Any Of You Who Bullied Steve Martin About His Tweet Remembering Carrie Fisher
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David Njuguna Isn’t A Pothead, He’s a Cold Blooded Murderer Who Intentionally Killed Trooper Thomas Clardy
The fact that David Njuguna’s trial is going to turn into a referendum on weed, instead of the fact that…
Incompetent, Connected, Hyphenated Principal Axed At Goddard Elementary School Is Given New High Salary Administration Job Because Administrators Can’t Be Fired
If you’re an incompetent, connected administrator in Worcester, you might lose your job, but they’ll always have a well-paying, do-nothing…
SJW’s Are Fired Up At The Boy Scouts Because They Won’t Let An 8 Year Old Girl Join Because She Says She’s Transgender
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Hatchimals Aren’t Hatching, Others Sound Like They’re Saying “Fuck Me,” And Whiny Parents Are Getting Exactly What They Deserved For Failing At Christmas
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