Kanye West Trying To Make a Handicapped Person Stand At His Concert Is So Kanye West It Hurts
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook In his never ending quest to become the biggest asshole who has ever…
Guest Blog: Janay Rice Can’t Stop Tweeting About Adrian Peterson Kicking The Shit Out Of His Kid
Editors Note: Turtleboy Sports accepts guest blog submissions on a trial basis. If the takes are hot we’ll keep you around. This…
Vikings Fans Defending Adrian Peterson For “Spanking” His Son Proves That Patriots Fans Are The Only Rational Fans In NFL
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – A grand jury has indicted Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson with…
9/11 Was An Inisde Job “Truthers” Might Be The Biggest Morons On Earth
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook 9/11 “truthers.” We’ve all met em before. Basically these geniuses are just a bunch…
Turtleboy’s New Hero: Cow Runs Away From Slaughterhouse, Gores Woman, Runs To Oktoberfest
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook MAINZ, Germany – A cow escaped from a slaughterhouse and headed for the…
If You Think Firing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Over Ray Race-Gate Is The Answer To Anything, You Are a Moron
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So with all this Ray Rice baby momma drama in the news all…
Idiot School Commemorates 9/11 By Kicking Out Military Dad For Wearing Army Uniform Because They Hate America
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook When Lt. Colonel Sherwood Baker tried to meet his daughter, who was sitting…
Good News – Medford Stealing Spotlight From Worcester After Grizzled Woman Makes White Trashiest Youtube Video Ever
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Good news – there are other cities in Massachusetts filled with embarrassing white…
Here Are The Most Popular Worcester Blogs From Turtleboy Sports History
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook We’ve got a lot of new readers here at Turtleboy Sports, but we’ve…
Hot Girl Threatening To Sue Turtleboy Sports Over Busgate, City Council Still Hasn’t Even Mentioned It
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So I’ve gotten a buttload of feedback from the bus-gate blog. Most of it’s…
Penn State Fans Prove They Are Still Moronic Savages For Joe Paterno, Statue Chants After NCAA Lifts Bowl Ban
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook ESPN.com — Penn State will be eligible for the postseason this year and will…
Baltimore Ravens Fans On Facebook Are The New Penn State Fans; Crying About Ray Rice Punishment For Being Too Harsh
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So when I first started writing this blog Ray Rice was still a…
Turtleboy Sports NFL Insider JL Breaks Down Patriots Emasculating Loss To Miami Dolphins And Worcester Schoolbus-Gate 2014
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook I’m still not exactly sure what the hell happened to the New England Patriots today….
Comments From The Worcester Parent Bus Riot Blog Were Borderline Orgasmic
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So the blog we wrote yesterday about the insane parents in Worcester who…
All-Star Worcester Parents Lay Siege To School Bus, Beat Up Bus Driver, Then Write Magnificent Things On Facebook
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism. If you’ve been on the internet today…
Boston Globe Writer Calls Dedham, Brookline, Walpole, Everett Football Coaches And Players Intolerant Homophobes, So Patriots Should Sign Michael Sam
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again. Does the Boston Globe publish any…
Did Bill Belichick Slip Wes Welker A Molly At Kentucky Derby, Or Is Welker Just The Worst Liar Ever?
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook In an email to the Denver Post, Broncos receiver Wes Welker has denied that his…
SF 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh Pretends To Get Tough On Domestic Abuse Because Some Sucky Player Was Arrested For Beating Up Pregnant Fiance
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook In his first public comments since DE Ray McDonald was arrested on suspicion…
Worcester Police Internal Affairs Answered People’s Magnificent Questions On Facebook And It Was Fantastic
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook A few years back Reddit started doing these AMA’s (Ask me anything), where…
