Apple Orchard Super Daddy Is Fired Up About Sexist Toddler Superhero Pajamas
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I might have to write more blogs about everyone’s favorite stay-at-home dad Aaron Gouveia, because…
Turtleboy Sports Staff Week 4 NFL Power Rankings
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Welcome to the week four of the official Turtleboy Sports NFL Power Rankings. It simply…
Patriots’ Aaron Dobson Didn’t Play Monday Night Vs. Chiefs Because Josh McDaniels Can’t Get Along With Any Players
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Some stooge from NESN wrote this steamy expose today on Patriots WR Aaron Dobson: Aaron Dobson’s…
Angry Marine Is Demanding Turtleboy Sports Stop Blogging Because You Can’t Say Mean Things About The Big E
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Pretty much every day I get hate mail from some genius who detests our blog…
Any New England Patriots Fan Who Isn’t Furious With Bill Belichick And Bob Kraft Is a Fraud Pink Hat
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Let me start this off by saying that if you’re a New England Patriots fan and you’re…
Syracuse, Notre Dame Drunk Fan Fight Just Restored My Faith In Irish Fans
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I need to do more blogs on college football crowd fights, because there have been…
Marcus Luttrell Acting Like A Bad Ass To Dudes Who Will Want His Daughter Is A Really Bad Look For Men
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Marcus Luttrell is on my Mount Rushmore of bad ass Americans. I’d have him up there…
Angry Apple Orchard Dad Somehow Emasculates Himself Even Worse With Hilarious Blog For Time Magazine
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So earlier this week we wrote about some idiot named Aaron Gouveia who writes a blog…
If Red Sox Fans Would Stop Giving Derek Jeter Nostalgia Handjobs, That Would Be Great
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Hey Red Sox fans – if you could all stop giving Derek Jeter “respect” hand jobs,…
Busgate Update: 16 Year Old Who Punched Worcester Bus Driver Charged In Court – Here’s What Should Happen To Her
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Breaking news in the Busgate 2014 story. Here’s the latest from Walter Bird over at…
Feministos Prove They Are Insane By Calling Charlie Baker “Sexist” For Calling A Reporter “Sweetheart”
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So all the buzz with the feministos in the last 24 hours has been that…
Hilarious Video Of 7 Year Old Pop Warner Kids Getting Facialized By Banner Is Must See TV
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So a group of well intentioned suburban Pop Warner moms thought it would be wise…
Ladies Night At TBSports: Will Women Read Our Official Rankings Of NFL Teams Blog?
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook I hear from a lot of people how they miss when we used to…
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Utah Man Forced to Defend Home Against Polygamist Female Ninjas
By J-Dub This is the first installment to be published here of a series I usually run on my blog….
Alfred Dente Campaigns For RI Governor With Legendary All-American Facebook Rants
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I might just start doing “What Al Dente For Governor” said today. Ever since our…
Baddest Babe Ever: Alaskan Anchorwoman Says “Fuck It” And Quits On Live TV To Go And Sell Marijuana
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook KTVA Anchorage reporter Charlo Greene profanely quit her job at the station in the middle of…
Ray Mariano, WHA Come Up With Plan To Get People On Public Housing To Get A Job, HUD Cancels Because, Fuck It!!
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy shoutout to former Worcester mayor Ray Mariano for standing up to the man. Just saw in…
The “Race Police” Are Running Out Of Stuff To “Bitch” About, So They Are Branching Out to Sexism
By J-Dub Let’s just start with an over-arching theme here. White liberals piss me off. As a middle-aged, educated black…
Local Dad Flips Out Because Of “Offensive” Sign At Northborough Apple Picking Farm That Implies That Dads Are Fun People
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Question for all the dudes out there, especially the dads. Do you find this sign…
Turtleboy Sports Needs To Stage Drama, Get Suspended, Like Bill Simmons Did With ESPN
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook When you’re an aspiring blogger from Worcester then Bill Simmons is pretty much your idol….
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