Deadspin Is Mad Because Men’s Health Pointed Out That Men Like Sports More Than Women
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So Men’s Health wrote some article the other day called “Talking Sports With Uninterested Women” and it’s got…
More Proof Brits and Americans Are Two People Separated By A Common Fat
By J-Dub I owe one of my usual blogging partners Ryan Meehan a hat-tip for this one. It won’t take…
Montreal Canadiens’ PK Subban Admits He Farts In Front Of Goalies, And I Can’t Help But Admire Him For That
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Normally I find P.K. Subban to be a vile, offensive, and loathsome creature. Don’t me…
This Ebola Epidemic Might Be The Most Overrated Pansy Epidemic Of All Time
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So the other day pretty much everyone and their mother was losing their God damn…
Tales of Depression and Sorrow: The Los Angeles Angels
Time for some sports on TBSports. People wondered why I would write an article bagging on the Los Angeles Angles…
Sandra Bullock’s Character (Leigh Ann Tuohy) From “The Blind Side” Has Beef With Turtleboy Because I Don’t Care If Ole Miss Kids Say The “F” Word
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook If you’ve ever seen The Blind Side, then you know that Sandra Bullock spends her free time…
Mr. And Mrs. Turtleboy Investigate Best Apple Picking In Massachusetts At Tougas Farm Northboro
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So not long ago you may recall that this sign caused quite the stir with…
Lost Old Lady Pittsburgh Pirates Fan Wanders Into Giants Dugout During Playoff Game With Hilarious Consequences
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook The Pittsburgh Pirates are hosting the San Francisco the single game Wild Card round of…
Apple Orchard Super Daddy Is Fired Up About Sexist Toddler Superhero Pajamas
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I might have to write more blogs about everyone’s favorite stay-at-home dad Aaron Gouveia, because…
Turtleboy Sports Staff Week 4 NFL Power Rankings
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Welcome to the week four of the official Turtleboy Sports NFL Power Rankings. It simply…
Patriots’ Aaron Dobson Didn’t Play Monday Night Vs. Chiefs Because Josh McDaniels Can’t Get Along With Any Players
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Some stooge from NESN wrote this steamy expose today on Patriots WR Aaron Dobson: Aaron Dobson’s…
Angry Marine Is Demanding Turtleboy Sports Stop Blogging Because You Can’t Say Mean Things About The Big E
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Pretty much every day I get hate mail from some genius who detests our blog…
Any New England Patriots Fan Who Isn’t Furious With Bill Belichick And Bob Kraft Is a Fraud Pink Hat
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Let me start this off by saying that if you’re a New England Patriots fan and you’re…
Syracuse, Notre Dame Drunk Fan Fight Just Restored My Faith In Irish Fans
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I need to do more blogs on college football crowd fights, because there have been…
Marcus Luttrell Acting Like A Bad Ass To Dudes Who Will Want His Daughter Is A Really Bad Look For Men
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Marcus Luttrell is on my Mount Rushmore of bad ass Americans. I’d have him up there…
Angry Apple Orchard Dad Somehow Emasculates Himself Even Worse With Hilarious Blog For Time Magazine
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So earlier this week we wrote about some idiot named Aaron Gouveia who writes a blog…
If Red Sox Fans Would Stop Giving Derek Jeter Nostalgia Handjobs, That Would Be Great
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Hey Red Sox fans – if you could all stop giving Derek Jeter “respect” hand jobs,…
Busgate Update: 16 Year Old Who Punched Worcester Bus Driver Charged In Court – Here’s What Should Happen To Her
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Breaking news in the Busgate 2014 story. Here’s the latest from Walter Bird over at…
Turtleboy Sports Needs To Stage Drama, Get Suspended, Like Bill Simmons Did With ESPN
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook When you’re an aspiring blogger from Worcester then Bill Simmons is pretty much your idol….
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