Turtleboy Sports Gets Exclusive Interview With RI Governor Candidate Al Dente – The Only Man Who Can Save America
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Election season is coming up, and normally we don’t get too political here at Turtleboy…
UMass Officially America’s Team Because Penn State Morons Are Planning a “Joe Out” To Support Child Molester Enabling Coach On Saturday
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Penn State fans are trying their hardest to rebuild late football coach Joe Paterno’s reputation….
Another Moron Truck Driver Comes To Worcester And Gets Stuck Under Cambridge Street Bridge
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Does this picture look familiar? Because it pretty much happens every other God damn day…
Guest Blog: Minnesota Moron Wears Worst Adrian Peterson Outfit Ever
Editors Note: Turtleboy Sports accepts guest blog submissions on a trial basis. If the takes are hot we’ll keep you around. This…
Yahoo From Yahoo Says Tom Brady Contributes To Domestic Violence By Not Commenting On It
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So you know all this domestic violence stuff that’s going on in the…
Arizona Cardinals’ Jonathan Dwyer Arrested For Beating The Shit Out Of His Wife, Because, Why Not?
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer is suspected of assaulting his wife in TWO separate…
Warning: Turtleboy Sports Imposters Have Invaded Facebook and Twitter
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So there was some confusion out there today regarding a bunch of impostors…
Jets Pull Boner, Dolphins Spanked, Patriots Facialize Vikings – Everything Is Back To Normal
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Remember when the New England Patriots were the only team in the AFC East without…
Kanye West Trying To Make a Handicapped Person Stand At His Concert Is So Kanye West It Hurts
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook In his never ending quest to become the biggest asshole who has ever…
Guest Blog: Janay Rice Can’t Stop Tweeting About Adrian Peterson Kicking The Shit Out Of His Kid
Editors Note: Turtleboy Sports accepts guest blog submissions on a trial basis. If the takes are hot we’ll keep you around. This…
Vikings Fans Defending Adrian Peterson For “Spanking” His Son Proves That Patriots Fans Are The Only Rational Fans In NFL
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – A grand jury has indicted Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson with…
9/11 Was An Inisde Job “Truthers” Might Be The Biggest Morons On Earth
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook 9/11 “truthers.” We’ve all met em before. Basically these geniuses are just a bunch…
Turtleboy’s New Hero: Cow Runs Away From Slaughterhouse, Gores Woman, Runs To Oktoberfest
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook MAINZ, Germany – A cow escaped from a slaughterhouse and headed for the…
If You Think Firing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Over Ray Race-Gate Is The Answer To Anything, You Are a Moron
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So with all this Ray Rice baby momma drama in the news all…
Idiot School Commemorates 9/11 By Kicking Out Military Dad For Wearing Army Uniform Because They Hate America
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook When Lt. Colonel Sherwood Baker tried to meet his daughter, who was sitting…
Good News – Medford Stealing Spotlight From Worcester After Grizzled Woman Makes White Trashiest Youtube Video Ever
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Good news – there are other cities in Massachusetts filled with embarrassing white…
Here Are The Most Popular Worcester Blogs From Turtleboy Sports History
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook We’ve got a lot of new readers here at Turtleboy Sports, but we’ve…
Hot Girl Threatening To Sue Turtleboy Sports Over Busgate, City Council Still Hasn’t Even Mentioned It
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So I’ve gotten a buttload of feedback from the bus-gate blog. Most of it’s…
