Ladies Night At TBSports: Will Women Read Our Official Rankings Of NFL Teams Blog?
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook I hear from a lot of people how they miss when we used to…
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Utah Man Forced to Defend Home Against Polygamist Female Ninjas
By J-Dub This is the first installment to be published here of a series I usually run on my blog….
Alfred Dente Campaigns For RI Governor With Legendary All-American Facebook Rants
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I might just start doing “What Al Dente For Governor” said today. Ever since our…
Baddest Babe Ever: Alaskan Anchorwoman Says “Fuck It” And Quits On Live TV To Go And Sell Marijuana
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook KTVA Anchorage reporter Charlo Greene profanely quit her job at the station in the middle of…
The “Race Police” Are Running Out Of Stuff To “Bitch” About, So They Are Branching Out to Sexism
By J-Dub Let’s just start with an over-arching theme here. White liberals piss me off. As a middle-aged, educated black…
Local Dad Flips Out Because Of “Offensive” Sign At Northborough Apple Picking Farm That Implies That Dads Are Fun People
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Question for all the dudes out there, especially the dads. Do you find this sign…
FSU’s Jameis Winston Gets Dressed For Game He Is Suspended For Because Apparently He Is The Dumbest Son Of a Bitch Alive
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook If you’re into college football then you know by now that Jameis Winston is a…
Turtleboy Sports Gets Exclusive Interview With RI Governor Candidate Al Dente – The Only Man Who Can Save America
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Election season is coming up, and normally we don’t get too political here at Turtleboy…
UMass Officially America’s Team Because Penn State Morons Are Planning a “Joe Out” To Support Child Molester Enabling Coach On Saturday
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Penn State fans are trying their hardest to rebuild late football coach Joe Paterno’s reputation….
Another Moron Truck Driver Comes To Worcester And Gets Stuck Under Cambridge Street Bridge
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Does this picture look familiar? Because it pretty much happens every other God damn day…
Guest Blog: Minnesota Moron Wears Worst Adrian Peterson Outfit Ever
Editors Note: Turtleboy Sports accepts guest blog submissions on a trial basis. If the takes are hot we’ll keep you around. This…
Warning: Turtleboy Sports Imposters Have Invaded Facebook and Twitter
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So there was some confusion out there today regarding a bunch of impostors…
Jets Pull Boner, Dolphins Spanked, Patriots Facialize Vikings – Everything Is Back To Normal
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Remember when the New England Patriots were the only team in the AFC East without…
Feministos Prove They Are Insane By Calling Charlie Baker “Sexist” For Calling A Reporter “Sweetheart”
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So all the buzz with the feministos in the last 24 hours has been that…
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