Am I Insane For Thinking The Boston Red Sox Will Make The Playoffs?
Am I Insane For Thinking The Boston Red Sox Will Make The Playoffs? There is a…
Al Dente’s Views On Farmville, Bullying, And Ebola Are Exactly Why He Should Be Rhode Island’s Next Governor
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook If you read this blog regularly then you know that we shy away from politics….
Assumption College Bomb Threat Dude Might Be Worst Terrorist Ever
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Telegram and Gazette — A former Assumption College student who was expelled earlier this year for…
Notre Dame Fans Who Don’t Want Jameis Winston Suspended For Saturday Are The Worst Fans
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook ESPN: Even as Florida State coach Jimbo Fisher says he believes that quarterback Jameis Winston didn’t…
Top 11 Reasons It Sucks To Be From Buffalo – Turtleboy Crew Heads To Bills-Patriots Battle For First Place
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook The Turtleboy Sports revolution is making it’s annual pilgrimage on Friday to the…
Dubsism’s 15 All-Time Hockey Enforcers and Their Fictional Cop Counterparts
As part of my introduction to the readers of Turtle Boy Sports, here’s a timeless classic from the Dubsism archives…
Can Anthony Salerno Save Amanda Bynes From Yet Another DUI Charge?
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Anthony Salerno is a guy you can call when you’re in a jam and need…
Deadspin Is Mad Because Men’s Health Pointed Out That Men Like Sports More Than Women
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So Men’s Health wrote some article the other day called “Talking Sports With Uninterested Women” and it’s got…
More Proof Brits and Americans Are Two People Separated By A Common Fat
By J-Dub I owe one of my usual blogging partners Ryan Meehan a hat-tip for this one. It won’t take…
Montreal Canadiens’ PK Subban Admits He Farts In Front Of Goalies, And I Can’t Help But Admire Him For That
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Normally I find P.K. Subban to be a vile, offensive, and loathsome creature. Don’t me…
This Ebola Epidemic Might Be The Most Overrated Pansy Epidemic Of All Time
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So the other day pretty much everyone and their mother was losing their God damn…
Tales of Depression and Sorrow: The Los Angeles Angels
Time for some sports on TBSports. People wondered why I would write an article bagging on the Los Angeles Angles…
Sandra Bullock’s Character (Leigh Ann Tuohy) From “The Blind Side” Has Beef With Turtleboy Because I Don’t Care If Ole Miss Kids Say The “F” Word
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook If you’ve ever seen The Blind Side, then you know that Sandra Bullock spends her free time…
Mr. And Mrs. Turtleboy Investigate Best Apple Picking In Massachusetts At Tougas Farm Northboro
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook So not long ago you may recall that this sign caused quite the stir with…
Lost Old Lady Pittsburgh Pirates Fan Wanders Into Giants Dugout During Playoff Game With Hilarious Consequences
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook The Pittsburgh Pirates are hosting the San Francisco the single game Wild Card round of…
Apple Orchard Super Daddy Is Fired Up About Sexist Toddler Superhero Pajamas
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook I might have to write more blogs about everyone’s favorite stay-at-home dad Aaron Gouveia, because…
Turtleboy Sports Staff Week 4 NFL Power Rankings
Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Welcome to the week four of the official Turtleboy Sports NFL Power Rankings. It simply…


