Lakeville Home Trashed By Stepkids Who Never Paid Rent And Squatted There For Months
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Raw Dog Ragamuffins Get Called Out For Chew And Screw By Palmer Restaurant, Show Up In Comments Saying There Was Hair In Food, Think Turtleboy Is Going To Write Story That Helps Them
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Lowell Bum Brawl Breaks Out In Broad Daylight Between Rival Hoodboogers Blue Buffalo And The Crimson Crackhead, Hilarity Ensues
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Fitchburg Fupanadas Demand FPD Release Skinny Jeaned Skidmark Due To Racially Profiling Him At Nightclub Where Probably No One Was White
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Girthy Gastropod Selling Wii On Facebook Marketplace Forgets To Move Use Syringe And Toilet Paper From Background Of Picture And Her Facebook Page Is Ratchet Gold
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Broccoli Bite Boricuas Square Off With Pajama Pandejas In Lawrence Market Basket In Front Of Small Children Presumably Over Who Stole Whose Food Stamps
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Southie Slop Queefs Do The Ratchet Rumba Into Oncoming Traffic Outside Of Boston Medical Center Over Spilt Glass Of Captain’s And Cunny Juice
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Brockton Mom Asks Brockton Hub To Make Disturbing Video Of Her Kid Getting Beat Up “Go Viral,” Ratchet Hoodbogger Advice Follows
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Kelley Square Burger King Employee Jumps Over Counter And Fights Unruly Gutterwench After Rival Slugpump Throws Briefcase Of Cutlery At Her
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Billerica Baboon Yells Racial Slurs At Sassy Gay Lowell Clerk Who Kicked Her Out For Bumming Cigarettes, They Argue Over Who Smokes Pole For W2’s
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Manchester Crotch Maggots Caught On Film Stealing Animal Rescue League Donation Jar Have Been Arrested For Stealing From Every Chain Restaurant In The 603
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New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On Facebook
New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On…
Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments
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Fall River Baby Momma Ratchet Queen Pretends To Be Lawyer, Sends Turtleboy The Most Hilarious Nonsensical Message In TBS History
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Fall River Trap Queens Who Just Gave Birth To DCF Babies Culminate Ongoing War For Right To Bone Imprisoned Baby Daddy With Cat Fight And Ghettofabulous Run On Sentences
Fall River Trap Queens Who Just Gave Birth To DCF Babies Culminate Ongoing War For Right To Bone Imprisoned Baby Daddy…
The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos
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A Sordid Affair Of Gutterslug Love And Junkie Rage: Meet The Lesbo Cheesehogs From Our Raunchy Revere Ratchet Fight
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Raunchy Revere Lesbian Ratchet Attempts To Defend Baby Mama’s Honor In Underpass Battle Royale, Gets Smacked Around, Nearly Gets A Fifty Yard Cunt Punt Instead
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All-Star Thompson Mom Found Drunk On Highway Shoulder With 5 Month Old In Backseat Doesn’t Realize Her Car Is Too Fucked Up To Move
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Shots Fired At Ghetto Rite Of Passage Into Spring, Revere Carnival; 4 Victims, Including Toddler And Pregnant Woman
Ah, the Revere Carnival – the Brockton Fair of the North Shore. It wouldn’t be complete without a gang fight…
