Revere Gypsies Get Crotch Fruits To Pretend To Play Violin And Act Homeless In Order To Con People Out Of Money All Over New England
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Cowardly Revere Teachers And Bootleg J-Lo In San Diego Shit On Students, Call Them White Privileged Brats For Speaking Out For School Reopening At School Committee Meeting
The Revere Public Schools remain closed, despite the fact that the CDC now says that schools are safe to…
Stoneham Spunkguzzlet Robbed Of Christmas Gifts And Asking For Money In North Shore Mom Facebook Groups Is A Notorious Junkie Who Sells Food Stamps And Robs Elderly Women
A North Shore single mom from Malden and Revere had the misfortune of having all of her kid’s presents…
Drunken State Trooper Gets Shitcanned After Being Caught On Video Drunk In Revere Calling Puerto Rican Dude Racial Slurs While Illegally Pulling Him Over And Challenging Him To Fight
This is Massachusetts State Trooper Corey Lee, a tenderfoot from the Danvers barracks. Due to the anti-police sentiment in…
Fam Raises $40K With GoFundMe For Dead Revere Guys Who Crashed Oh Highway In Norwood, Forgot To Mention That They Fled From The Cops And Crashed
This is Wildan TMusic (yes, that’s his name) and Adam Rodriguez from Revere. Over the weekend Wildan was driving…
Revere Guzzlerina Calls Other People’s Crotch Fruits N Word Babies, Threatens To Stomp Eggs Out Of Woman’s Cunt To Prevent Further Reproduction
This is Gabrielle Metcalf from Revere. She’s a mom who lists her crotch fruit in her profile and…
Washed Up Saugus Hooker Wrinklestiltskin Kills Her Dog In Broad Daylight At Revere Beach, Pretends He Drown Accidentally, Posts Pictures Of The Corpse On Facebook
NBC: After efforts to save a small dog Sunday afternoon in medical distress at a Massachusetts beach were unsuccessful, the…
Cheesesteak Chimney Who Parked In Handicapped Spot Lied About Being A Revere Cop, Vows Deformation Lawsuits Against Turtleboy For Lying
Yesterday we published a blog about some cheesesteak chimney who got caught parking in a Haverhill handicapped spot while…
Cheesesteak Chimney Says It’s OK That She Parked Illegally In Haverhill Handicapped Sport Because She’s A Revere Cop
Does this look like a cop to you? Well, according to this deep fried gravy dumpster she is in…
Revere DCF Junkie Is An Online Hooker With Bad Yelp Reviews, Dad Defends Video, Grandma Declares War On Everyone
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Maggot Revere Junkies Drive Around Texting All Jammed Up While Calling Unrestrained Crotch Fruit In Backseat A “Fat Fucking Pig”
Here’s a video that was sent to us by a user who then blocked us for some reason, depicting…
Masshealth Mastodon Starts Fundraiser For Flesh Eating Bacteria From Too Much Heroin Even Despite Disability Cash & Free Health Insurance, Blows Money On Pot, Vapes, Eyebrows
A couple years back North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog profiling some Revere ratchets who got into a spectacular…
Revere Mayor Brian Arrigo Wins Re-Election Despite Fervent Support From Turtleboy Famous Revere Rapper, Billy Baggz
I had the pleasure today of having the story of the recent Revere Mayoral Election recounted to me by a…
Malden Splooge Rag Threatens To Commit Suicide By Cop, Then Sells Food Stamps On Facebook 2 Days Later
We haven’t done an episode of Food Stamp Friday in a while, but we got a ratchet surprise in…
Medford Muffpuppet White Supremacist Starts $500 Fundraiser After Scooter Gets Stolen, Previously Blamed Grieving Mother After He Misspelled “Were” On Tattoo For Deceased Child
A turtle rider sent us a hot tip on a grown man who started a $500 Facebook GoFundMe because…
Franklin Baxley Has Just Been Arrested On Drug Trafficking Charges, Just Like We Said
The Sun Chronicle: “ATTLEBORO — A Pawtucket man involved in a confrontation with a woman at the Attleboro dog…
Tequila Tunajam Flees With Child But Abandons Someone Else’s Crotch Fruit In Car After Rolling Over Drunk In Revere Because “My Child Is The Only One That Mattered”
NBC: A Massachusetts woman accused of leaving a severely injured 10-year-old boy at the scene of a crash over the…
Lesbo Cheesehog Shannon “The Pink Pangolin” Dibartolomeo is Back, And More Ratchet Than Ever, As She Accuses The State Police Of “Stealing” Her Clearly Stolen Shit
Lesbo Cheesehog Shannon “The Pink Pangolin” Dibartolomeo is Back, And More Ratchet Than Ever, As She Accuses The State Police…
Cum Whistle Starts $10K GoFundMe For His Sister’s Bail After She Killed 2 Gils While Driving Under Influence In Revere, Says She Was “Involved In Tragedy”
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Fox 25 News Put Together The Most Amazing And Accurate Headline About Washed Up Clams Stinking Up Revere Beach Today
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