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The Gaffneys Are Leaving Worcester And This Is What We’re Stuck With Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
The Gaffneys Are Leaving Worcester And This Is What We’re Stuck With Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
Dumb Ol’ Kate Toomey Wants Worcester To Have Free Narcan Everywhere So We Can Become The Junkbox Magnet Of New…
There’s A Guy On Top Of Union Station Garage Threatening To Jump Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
Deep Fried Worcester Junior Hoodrats Smashing Bike Sharing OFO Bikes With Rocks And Destroying Them All Over The City Is…
Chinese Restaurant Guy In Worcester Cutting Up Raw Meat With Bare Hands Outside On Nasty Loading Deck Is The Least…
Hell Freezes Over: Black Lives Matter, Disgraced Ex-Con State Senator Dianne Wilkerson Are Sharing Turtleboy Sports Want to advertise with…
Dianne Williamson Blackmailed/Threatened To Out Walter Bird’s Victim #1 Unless She Lied And Made Up A Story About Councilor Mike…
Masslive Chud Factory Reporter Calls Turtleboy Racist For Hilarious Apartheid Anecdote Because The MSM Doesn’t Understand Satire And Inflames Racial…
South African Hoodrat Airs Grievances About Being Shot By Worcester PD On Worcester FB Page, Doesn’t Realize He’s On Wrong…
Veteran Worcester Panhandler Defends His Lucrative Belmont Street 290 Exit Corner From Aggressive Rival Panhandler Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
Turns Out Worcester Moby Trick Is The Providence Fupapotamus Weed Salesman We Blogged About In June, And Fun People Are…
Meanwhile In Worcester, Here’s A Guy Grabbing Moby Trick’s Twin Hams Through Her Boy Shorts On Main Street Want to…
City Officials Read Our Blog On Disgusting Cookson Field And Did A Bootleg Job Cleaning It Up Because EVERYONE Rides…
Five More Winners Arrested In Brawl Outside Mambo Drink, City And WPD Won’t Mention Mambo Drink Because That Be Racist…
Hoodrats Blockaded The Busiest Street In Worcester At Rush Hour, Cops Did Nothing To Stop It Because Chief Sargent Is…
Useless Kate Toomey Wants To Make Worcester 25 MPH Everywhere Because Insurance Rates Aren’t High Enough And It’s An Election Year…
Lingerie Party Mom Who Fights Her Kid’s Enemies Is Named Lorelane Laboy And She’s Been Arrested A Billion Times And…
Worcester Meat Wallet Mom Buyz Booze For Teen Daughter’s Lingerie Party After Helping Her Jump Rival Teen Ratchets And Engaging In…