The Turtleboycott Petition Has Turned Into A Throwback Thursday Support Group For Assholes Who Have Been Featured In Our Blogs
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Day 3 of Red Danny Margolis’ Turtleboycott, and we have yet to lose a single advertiser. Several small business owners have actually reached out to us to express their desire to partner with us in the future. So we thank Red Danny for once again failing and driving new business our way!! We love to support local businesses. If you would like to be associated with the Turtleboy brand and have some of the most loyal customers ever let us know and we will drive business your way immediately.
As you can see from the change.org petition Red Danny started, we have completely taken over their own boycott. Just because we could. We saw something we wanted and we took it from them. The comments are filled with turtle riders reminding Red Danny and company just how much we are winning:
So much winning.
But they’re not the only ones commenting. Of the 700+ signers, at least 100 actually think these businesses should be boycotted because they choose to advertise on a blog that has the largest social media following west of I-495. And a really fun game to play is to look at the chuds who signed the petition, and then Google their name to see what comes up……
- Kasey Crombie
Kasey became Turtleboy famous when she filmed the Webster Police arresting her brother Josh Crombie and a couple guys she was planning on drilling in a Webster apartment:
Then she went on NECN and gave an interview once again whining about how the cops should be fired for doing their job:
Turtleboy supports the Webster Police. Kasey Crombie and her family and good friend Pat Cote (a woman beater) hate the Webster Police. That’s the difference between us and them.
Oh, and when she went to share the boycott on her page it backfired because all her friends were like…..nah, chill fam:
Just understand that if you’re not living in an echo chamber, chances are most of your Facebook roster rides the turtle on the regular.
2. Joe Montville
“I want to live in a loving and caring world.”
Joe Montville claims that Turtleboy “ruined any sense of pride he had.” That’s because we blogged about his GoFundMe a few weeks ago, in which this 25 year old man was trying to raise $1,500 because he got fired from his job at Price Chopper for stealing, and needed to pay off some fines for a DUI he got 3 years ago:
He also said that he was more worthy than cancer patients for you charity, because unlike those greedy cancer patients grown men like Joe Montville don’t have support systems to get them through tough times when they’re fired for stealing from work:
Someone actually offered him a job, with a free ride to work, and technical training so he could have a career. But Joe was like…..I’m good:
Another WINNER we exposed, trying to rip people off with a fraudulent GoFundMe, while belittling wounded veterans and cancer patients. Yup, we’re the bad guy!!
3. Steve Quist
“Turtle turds bring with them violence, against an opposing opinion, while providing a plethora of hate, racism, bigotry, poor shaming, sexualizing children, and urging people to commit suicide.”
I love how they just add and add more and more made up things, and they repeat it so often that they believe it. Raise your hand if you have been the victim of actual physical violence because we disagreed with you? No one? OK. How bout show us a single blog where we “sexualize children” or promote racism? Nah? Can’t do that either.
Look, I fully admit that we have encouraged Steve to kill himself multiple times. I mean, what does he have to live for? Dude hates Worcester Public School teachers so much that he took a job as a toilet scrubber at St. Mary’s so his kids could go there for free. Then he was rumored to have been involved in an upskirting incident with some students, and he was fired. He’s been unemployed since. That’s no way to live. Just sayin. I wouldn’t blame him if he ended it. He just had to sell his house on June Street. What’s the point?
Steve came to our attention last year when he caused a panic on the West Side by calling the cops, claiming there was a deranged man with a gun walking down Chandler Street, forcing the WPD to send multiple cops there who drew down on the innocent man who just so happened to be legally carrying a registered firearm.
He has since started the Worcester Politics 101 page, as well as the “Dolphin Boy Sports” page, which basically exist so he can blow Mayor Petty in the hopes that Petty will one day give him a job. Ironically he was a HUGE turtle rider for a long, long time, but backed away once we insulted his boy toy Mayor Petty:
In other words, he had no problem with us exposing assholes he didn’t know. But once it hit too close to home he all of a sudden was offended by it. Sad.
4. Jeremy Brule
Jeremy became Turtleboy famous last year after stealing a $4,300 necklace from Kay Jewelers in the Auburn Mall.
But they got him…
Turns out Jeremy is a pretty big racist, and likes to use derogatory racial slurs about African-Americans frequently, including on Christmas:
Turtleboy is AGAINST racism, and AGAINST stealing necklaces. Especially on Christmas. Probably why he doesn’t like us.
According to Jeremy we have ruined his life because when employers Google his name the first thing that comes up is his crime spree. Guess that makes the Turtlegram and Gazette hate speech too, right?
Oops!! So yea, if you have a problem with us exposing racist, thug life thieves, then Turtleboy probably isn’t the blog for you.
5. Manny Alvarado – son of WANDA
WANDA is a professional ratchet with a broken caps lock button who has spent her entire life living in public housing. That’s why she was so upset with Ray Mariano when he wanted to force people in public housing to work 25 hours a week. She’s chronically unemployed and blames a disability, even though she’s still in her 40’s.
But we wouldn’t have even blogged about her had she not gone out of her way to insult teachers and white people in general. She first came to our attention when she insinuated at a Department of Justice race talk meeting in Worcester that white teachers could not reach students of color effectively. After we blogged about her she started sending us lovely messages like this:
Then she started saying some really entertaining and hilarious stuff like this:
Oh, and she may or may not have a sweatshop full of Asian chicks in her basement. Just whatever you do – DO NOT ask who them Asian chicks are:
So yea, if you think Asian chicks shouldn’t be imprisoned in WANDA’s basement, then Turtleboy is the blog for you. If you’re pro-Asian chicks in the basement, then you might not like us very much.
6. Aeyo Odinflame
Wow, this woman is high class!! I wonder if she wants to be a reporter for my newspaper!!! pic.twitter.com/OmNDmZVfne
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) December 27, 2016
That might seem like a lot to read, so let me sum it up for you:
- We exposed a group of Internet thugs who were leaving negative 1 star reviews on our advertisers Facebook pages, despite the fact that none of these people (from out of state) had ever done business with any of our advertisers.
- We found that one of the people who left a negative review was Joshua Swalec – who just so happened to be a small business owner in West Boylston:
- After he committed fraud by giving a bad review to a business he had never done business with, several turtle riders did the same exact thing to him, by leaving negative 1 star reviews on his Facebook page.
- In came Aeyo Odinflame, a freakshow from the Boston burners cult, who called out Turtleboy for our readers doing the EXACT SAME THING that her friend Josh did:
So yea, despite her capitalization of ILLEGAL, we didn’t actually do anything illegal. Our followers did the exact same thing to her friend as he did to our advertisers. The fact that she can’t see this is truly remarkable.
7. Sharinna Travieso
Sharinna did exactly what she said she did – she accused us of being racist on our Facebook page, we called her comment dumb, she reported it, and we got a 30 day Facebook suspension as a result:
We pointed out how hypocritical it was for an alleged “artist” to push for censorship of free expression that she finds offensive. Apparently this is hate speech.
8. Red Danny
Dan Margolis started this petition in the first place and honestly thinks he’s making a difference. Ya see, Dan just moved to Worcester after years of living in New York as a high ranking member of the Communist Party. I shit you not, he’s a full blown communist:
Not just a member – the chairman. Of the Communist Party. That’s still a thing apparently. But since Dan wasn’t around for the first boycotts, and our sweeping victories in the November 2015 City Council and School Committee elections, he doesn’t understand just how much more powerful we are than him. He even thinks that his boycott is working because of all the people signing it:
Not realizing that 90% of the signers are turtle riders who came to the page to take it over, just because we could:
Just because we own every single ounce of real estate in Red Danny’s brain.
9. Cynthia Collette
Cynthia Collette is all about spreading positive vibes. That’s why she voluntarily signed up to be on Jerry Springer, where she pretended to be a dominatrix that broke up a loving relationship between a college girl and her cheesehog lover.
She’s also a ghettofabulous model/actress/club promoter called Sin City:
These are what’s called “FACKS.” When you use FACKS, you’re not slandering. Of course FACKS mean very little to these people.
10. Cole Robert
Cole started attacking our advertisers out of the blue in 2015:
As you can see, he called us racist. This is what actual libel looks like – unsubstantiated, malicious lies that effect the reputation and business of someone else. Which is weird, because this is Cole culturally appropriating Mexican people by wearing a sombrero at a Cinco de Mayo party:
But don’t forget – we are the ones who are targeting him. It’s not like he intentionally went out of his way to make things up about our blog and try to directly impact our business. Oh, and as for doing positive things in the community, we handed over a check for $1,100 to a tow truck driving single father of two girls, who had naked pictures of himself posted on Dianne Williamson’s Facebook page after he changed her flat tire.
11. Kevin Gauthier
Kevin was recently released from prison, and started up a fraudulent GoFundMe for his mother who was allegedly kicked out of her apartment with her 6 kids.
So by “no facts” he meant “screenshots of the GoFundMe I put on the Internet.”
Here’s some more winners we didn’t blog about but will now….
“I stand against hate. That’s why I’m signing this hateful petition. Because I hate Turtleboy Sports and I hate the businesses that advertise on their blog. But I wear a pink pussy hat, so love trumps hate!!
Your name is Dick Cummings. I can’t even.
“It’s offensive to me, therefore it has no home here. Because as a rich white blonde chick I get to decide what is and isn’t offensive.”
“No one is ever allowed to be mean spirited!! That’s why I’m signing this mean-spirited petition, along with other Jerry Springer guests, jewelry thieves, cop haters, and racists.”
It’s true. Turtleboy always discriminates. That’s why we have the “whites only tab” at the top of our search bar.
Once again, if you can show us a single blog in which we encourage violence or racism we will take the blog down forever. This offer has been on the table for quite some time now and we haven’t had any takers. Weird.
Yet Michelle’s Facebook page is filled with hate and negativity towards those she disagrees with politically.
Wait….what? So one of our bloggers harassed underage kids, and then they got in trouble in school because of it? Sure thing Alex!! Perhaps you should bring your beef up with the school, since they allegedly suspended an innocent kid for nothing.
What a brave stand!!!
Newsflash Margot – no one we write about is trying to “improve their own lives.” We write about shitbags who are trying to bring other people down with them. Occasionally the shaming we give people convinces them to turn their lives around. That’s what we do – we fix society while you sit on your computer and read the Huffington Post.
Our community in Worcester? Bitch, you live in Holden.
This is your average butthurt who doesn’t like Turtleboy:
Because studies show that 60% of anti-turtles have a door knocker for their face hanging from their nose.
Anyway, keep going to our advertisers and keep telling them that Turtleboy sent you. Every time they do a boycott we have to spank them by driving MORE BUSINESS to our advertisers. This is how we defeat the bad guys. This is why we fight.
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