Lowell Orcabetty Goobersmooch Starts Petition Against Lowell Pitbull Ban, Is Too Stupid To Realize Breed Bans Are Illegal In MA
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Sherborn Millionaire Bob Murchison Relentlessly Harasses WEEI Advertisers, Takes Money Away From Jimmy Fund Because Kirk And Callahan Didn’t Think…
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Fraud 25 News Not Only Bit Off The Story We Broke Without Citing Us, They Blamed The State Troopers For…
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Ratchepotamus Hits Teen Mom In Head Several Times While Holding New Chudstuffer’s Love Child Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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George “Jaba The Hut” Russell Says Worcester City Council Needs More Diversity, Asks Opponent Davis Asare (A Black Guy) To…
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Part Two Of The Dramatic Saga Of Boston’s First Cat Cafe Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com…