Meet Carlos Felix, The Camera Phone Queefweed Behind New Bedford Live, Who Landed Himself On The Turtleboy Shit List – Part One
We enounter some crazy people in this business but this one is right up there with Kevin Lynch. Want to…
We enounter some crazy people in this business but this one is right up there with Kevin Lynch. Want to…
Springfield Beefalope And The Ratchet Patrol Defend Gangsta Lickalotapus Friend Who Was Featured On Turtleboy Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
Pregnant Chicopee Teen Brawls With Holyoke Teen Parents, Auntie Ratchet Jumps In, And Mom Goes Free My Boi On Chicopee…
Springfield Snoop Pearson Lickalotapus Announces She “Owns These Streets” After Bail Gets Denied For Sixth Arrest And Arraignment In Two…
Worcester Baby Cannon Previously Arrested For Robbing Dollar Store Starts GoFundMe For Deceased Friend After Family Asks Her To Take…
Providence Junior Hoodrat And Ma Dukes Sell RIPTA Bus Pass He Got From School On Facebook Yard Sale Page Because…
Braintree Mom Takes Kids To Disney, Buys Car, Starts GoFundMe To Pay Her Cable And Cell Phone Bill, Not Looking…
Chicopee DCF Grundle Queen Sends Us Felatio Pics, Mails Herself Copies Of TB Blog About Her Arrest For Pulling A…
Deep Fried Worcester Junior Hoodrats Smashing Bike Sharing OFO Bikes With Rocks And Destroying Them All Over The City Is…
It’s only a matter of time until there are riots at Cumbies. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
Seabrook Junkbox Rapper Suing Cops For $500 Million For Brutality Because He Deserves Twice As Much As People Killed By…
“I’m NOT an addict!” …6 months later, in the Turtlesphere… Want to advertise with…
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Junkbunny Who Tried Buying Xanax Off Turtleboy Tried Suing EMT After She Came After Him On An Ambulance Ride And Has…
Why Are These Pawtucket Xanax Trap Queens Messaging Us To Buy Zans Off Turtleboy? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
Gutterpube Who Says “F All Them Crackas” Who Got Shot In Vegas, Is A Deadbeat Dad Coke Dealer Who Claims…
Revere White Supremacist Muffpuppet Tattoo Artist Who Blames Grieving Mother For Misspelling Word On Memorial Tat For Child Once Tried…
Gardner Chick Starts $5K GoFundMe For Lesbian Wedding/Honeymoon Days After Getting Out Of Jail For Domestic Assault And Battery Want…
Claremont Mom Of White Kid Who Was Lynched For Being Black Says Turtleboy Hacked Her Account, Uncle Lyrik Is Suing…
Machiabelly And The 413 Hoodrat Patrol Film Themselves Smoking Blunts In Springfield Walmart Because They’re Just Edgy Like That Want…