Crisco Chris Angel Marries Cheesehog Lesbo Drug Dealer Previously Suspected Of Beheading A Woman’s Dog With Her Scissoring Partner
The South Coast Today has chosen to celebrate the wedding of a lesbian dog murderer and a Crisco Chris…
The Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Embarrassing Itself: Reports That Fotis Dulos Killed Himself, Then Says “Psych” And Claims He Might Still Be Alive
Two weeks ago Fotis Dulos was arrested for the murder of his ex-wife Jennifer Dulos, he bonded out of…
Turtlegram And Gazette Steals Our Story About Kiddie Porn Principal, Has Their Lawyers Threaten Me 24 Hours After Tagging Them On Twitter
Yesterday Turtleboy broke the news that former Holden Elementary School Principal Mark Aucoin got busted with kiddie porn and…
You Know You’ve Made It When The LA Times And Washington Post Both Call You An Alt Right Tabloid Blog In The Same Week
The story about the Babson professor who was fired after we first wrote a blog about his Facebook post…
Hack Boston Herald Reporter Shamelessly Steals Story We Broke About Douchebag Babson Professor That Was Sent To Her And Passes It Off As Her Own
Yesterday we exposed some shitbag Babson professor who thought it would be cool to urge the Iranian government to…
Humorless Twat Farmers From LA Times Are NOT Happy About Ricky Gervais Roasting Hollywood Liberal Elites At The Golden Globes
Everyone’s been buzzing about Ricky Gervais’ complete annihilation of Hollywood faux social justice culture in his monologue at the…
Lazy Napa Valley Register Publishes One Sided Hit Piece Filled With Lies About My Reporting On Scam Artist Ratchet Mom Kylie Kirkpatrick
Our stories on Kylie Kirkpatrick have finally caught the attention of the local media in California. But the problem…
Hack Fitchburg Reporter Cliff Clark Blatantly Rips Off Our Lorrayna Calle Story, Gets Extra Cunty With Emailers Who Call Him Out On This
Fitchburg Sentinel and Enterprise reporter Cliff Clark is the most shameless journalist I’ve ever seen. Check out the breaking…
The Sun Chronicle Gives Josh Abrams the Validation He Is So Desperately Seeking, Proving Once Again That Turtleboy Is the Only Media Outlet That Does Thorough Research
Seriously, does anyone fact check anymore? This morning as I was waiting for las tortugas pequeños to get off…
Chloe Richard’s Abusive, Violent, Junkie Parents Are Still Using Her Tragic Death To Get Sympathy From The Mainstream Media
Remember these dickheads? Deborah and Brian Dolan, the mother and stepfather of Chloe Richard, who couldn’t be bothered…
The Des Moines Register Isn’t Interested In My Tip About A Nun Who Just Adopted 2 Syrian Refugees But Tweeted Something Offensive About Mexicans 8 Years Ago
Shell Shocker just published a blog calling out the disgusting Des Moines Register for smearing a kid who raised…
Metrosexual Eric Matthews Attacks Kid Who Raised $1 Million For Children’s Hospital By Digging Up 7 Year Old Tweets, Anheuser-Busch Gutlessly Abandons Him
Source: Iowa’s largest newspaper is in the middle of a firestorm after publishing a report that dug up old, offensive tweets from a…
Ratio Queen Shirley Leung Accuses Patriots Of Looking The Other Way On Antonio Brown, Forgets She Works At Boston Globe Which Looks The Other Way On Sexual Harassment All The Time
The Boston Globe continues to be the most blindly hypocritical “news” organization that has ever existed. On Antonio Brown,…
Fox 25’s Jason “Raw Dog” Law Blatantly Stole Our Story On The Weymouth “White Out” Controversy And Passed It Off As An Exclusive
The mainstream media is blatantly ripping off our stories again: What??? The hyphenated superintendent of the Weymouth Public Schools…
Add One To The Graveyard: Race Baiting, Turtle Obsessed Hack Clive McFarlane Got Shitcanned By The Turtlegram For Being So Dreadful
This breaking news brought to you by Bret Killoran: This is the greatest thing these eyes have ever seen….
Some Idiot Attorney Took Failure Swift’s Case And The Providence Journal Wrote A Story About The Lawsuit Filled With Inaccuracies About Her “Business”
A lot of people have been asking about what’s happening with the Failure Swift’s bullshit CAPS LOCK LAWSUIT against Turtleboy,…
Fox 25’s Jason Raw Dog Gets Confronted By Self Described Old School Italian Owner Of Supercharged Entertainment Who Is Clearly Sick Of The Bullshit
Supercharged Entertainment in Wrentham opened up in June and they’ve been getting a lot of business. Naturally Fox 25…
WEEI Forcing Poor Greg Hill To Lick Sam Kennedy’s Jizz Berries In Order To Please The Red Sox Is The Worst Radio You’ll Ever Hear In Your Life
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Hartford Courant Reporter Jesse Leavenworth Explains Why He’s Protecting The Identity Of Sperm Sponge Mom Who Let Her Kid Get Sexually Assaulted By Her Friend And Then Blackmailed Him
Yesterday I published an article about this tittooed sperm sponge from Hartford who brought a convicted child rapist into…
Fundraiser for “Oreo” Has Raise Nearly $3,800 Despite Being A Painfully Obvious Scam, The Story Gets Even More Implausible And Dramatic As Homeless Blubber Guppies Are Taking The Money And Running Down South
Last week. Northshore wrote this blog about a pair of vagrant fupaslugs from Cambridge running the most blatant scam to…
