The Reasoning For This RMV Rejection Letter For Turtle Rider’s CDL Permit Will Make Your Head Explode
The Massachusetts RMV is not getting nearly enough blame for their role in allowing Volodymyr Zhukovskyy to obtain a CDL, giving…
Bovine Blowfish RMV Head Resigns In Disgrace, Digs Plot In Turtleboy Graveyard For Letting Boris Clitoris Get His CDL
In an unexpected turn of events, we have added another headstone to the Turtleboy graveyard. The head of the…
Westfield Transportation Should Burn In Hell For Hiring Boris Clitoris Despite Two DUI’s And Drug Arrests, As Well As A Long History Of Violations And Cutting Corners
In the last 24 hours we’ve learned even more disturbing news about Boris Clitoris, the truck driver arrested yesterday…
Prepubescent Peter Was Just Arrested For Killing The 7 Bikers In NH, Russians Telling Turtleboy That He’s A Cokehead Who Went To The Beach The Next Day
The driver responsible for killing 7 bikers in New Hampshire on Friday afternoon was arrested today. But it looks…
McLean’s Hospital In Lincoln Forgot To Tell Neighbors That Creepy Hollywood Serial Sex Creep Max Landis Is Now A Guest There
Screenwriter and filmmaker Max Landis has been all over the news this week after 8 women came forward and…
Worcester Music Festival Promoter Tony Scavone Accused By Many Women Of Serious Allegations Of Sexual Assault After Facebook Post Goes Viral
Dozens of women have come forward alleging sexual harassment and/or sexual assault against Tony Scavone, a well known…
Very Important Woman Says She’s Going To Sue Us If We Write About An Accused Rapist From Worcester Because She’s Appointed Herself In Charge Of Investigating
Over the last few days we’ve gotten a number of messages from turtle riders about a Facebook post that…
Beverly Restaurant Just Got A Shitload Of Free Advertising And Money After Facebook Post Showing Homophobic Letter A Guy Who Doesn’t Exist Sent Them In The Mail
Bonefish Harrys, a seafood restaurant in Beverly, just made a lot of money and got a lot of free…
Of Course The Manbunned Meat Muncher Who Shot David Ortiz Wears Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats
The other day they arrested Eddy Féliz García for helping to shoot Big Papi in the Dominican, but not before a…
Metro Narcisi Said A Bunch Of Insane Stuff To Me On The Phone That Made Me Realize Just How Much His Crazy Wife Has Brainwashed Him
I spoke with Metro Narcisi for half an hour on the phone today. I thought we were going to…
Failure Swift Destroyed Metro’s Reputation And Family, Took Out Restraining Order Against Elderly Father In Law, Has Never Ending “Businesses,” “Diseases,” And Fundraisers
Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi is the latest person suing us for exposing them on Turtleboy Sports. She is unhinged,…
Failure Swift’s Path Of Destruction Features A Plethora Of Divorces, Ex-Husbands She Accuses Of Crimes, Fundraisers For Illnesses, And Much More
I had court today with Kathryn “Failure Swift” Narcisi, over the restraining order out against me due to this…
Brian Dolan’s Stepson Said The Monster Threw Him Out And He Was Worried About Little Sister Chloe Ricard, Dolan Also Says He Knows Where I Live And Has Lawyered Up
A couple updates from our groundbreaking interview with Brian Dolan, the stepfather of deceased 13 year old Chloe Ricard…
Lunatic Georgetown Gravydumpster Harasses Local PD Relentlessly Over Unsubstantiated “Hacking” And “Stalking” Allegations Made Up Against Former Detective
Last week a post was brought to our attention made by a woman who claimed her ability to message Turtleboy was…
Lunch Lady Larceny Raises Over $10K With Multiple GoFundMes After Lying To The Media That Manchester Schools Fired Her For Feeding A Poor Starving Crotch Fruit
Bonnie Kimball, a former lunch lady at Mascoma Valley Regional High School in Manchester, has become a national cause celebre,…
State Police Put Drunken Trooper Angela Guerrera On A DUI Checkpoint Out Of Andover Barracks Tonight Despite 2017 DUI Arrest Because They Are Openly Corrupt And Don’t Give A Shit
If you’re in the Andover area tonight make sure you’re not drinking and driving, because there’s a state trooper…
Jamie Genereux Is Suing These 10 Wonderful Women Who Volunteer To Find Missing Dogs In Their Free Time Because They Criticized Him For Telling Customers Their Living Dogs Were Dead
Yesterday I published Part 1 of 2 about Packleader PetTracker’s owner Jamie Genereux’s defamation lawsuit against me and 10…
Packleader PetTrackers’ Jamie Genereux Is Suing Me And 10 Other Women For Making Comments After Manch Wrote About His Involvement With Jerod Mayo’s Dead Dog
We’re being sued again, and it might be the most absurd lawsuit of them all. And although I have…
Here Are The 5 Scrotum Poles The MBTA Are Looking For In Connection With The Vicious 5 on 1 Beating In Quincy
Yesterday we asked for the assistance of turtle riders to help identify the 5 scrotum poles who kicked the…
State Police Are Still Pimping Out Disgraced Drunken Trooper Angela Guerrera As A Diversity Recruiting Tool On Social Media, Juror Emails Turtleboy And Says She Changed Her Mind
I’ve been been slacking on the story I began last month about former State Trooper Robert Sundberg’s recent rape conviction…
