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Counting Down The Top 100 Blogs In Turtleboy 2018, #80-71

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It’s been an interesting year at Turtleboy Sports. When you lose a Facebook page with 112,000 followers, then lose 32 more pages that you built up, and then get blacklisted by Twitter, it’s hard to reach new audiences. Every year we do our list of the top 100 most viewed blogs of the year, so last year’s list was a lot bigger. To show you the effect that social media has on media outlets like Turtleboy none of the blogs form this year would’ve been in the top 10 last year. The 100th ranked blog last year would’ve been 27th this year. But on the bright side we had 8 million people go directly to this year, as opposed to 4 million last year. So people are starting to become less reliant on tech companies and have figured out that they are free to navigate the Internet on their own. With that said, here’s your top 100 blogs of the year.


80. West Springfield “Recovery” Mom Starts $10K “Pay For My Kid’s Christmas” GoFundMe Because Ex-Boyfriend Stole Bag With $10K In Cash She Had Just Gotten For Overdue Child Support 

15,790 page views



79. Yarmouth Peroxide Poundcake Who Left 3 Month Old In Running Car While She Was In Twin River Casino Is Defending Her Honor On Facebook And Never Should’ve Been Able To Leave A Hospital With A Baby

15,843 page views



78. This Is The Man Strokey Sullivan’s Car Is Registered To That He Was Punching The Clown In While Watching Children Leave School

16,076 page views



77. Lowell Beaver Bumper Wisely Warns Victim On Facebook That She’s Going To Shoot Him, 2 Hours AFTER Shooting Him In Fast And Furiousesque Road Rage Incident

16,472 page views


76. Millions Support Methwaffle After Viral Video Alleging Abuse Of Girlfriend’s Child, Turns Out He’s A Registered Sex Offender, Tried Hiring Attorney Richard N. Vulva

16,560 page views


75. Medway Police Chief Allen Tingley Sends Email To Dysfuctnional Veterans After They Sent Town Hall A Bag Of Candy Dicks, Demands Name Of Buyer, DV Responds By Sending More Bags Of Dicks

16,632 page views



74. Badass Sturbridge Business Owner Refuses To Backdown When Reverend Racebaiter Starts Harassment Campaign Over Harmless Satirical Billboard On Route 20 That She Thinks Is Racist

16,800 page views



73. Westfield Dumpcake Defends Animal Who Beat His 8 Month Old Daughter To Death Because Kids Need To Learn Respect

16,808 page views



72. Meatflap Slambox Celebrates Second Abortion By Sharing Ultrasound, Claims To Love The Baby, Says She Wanted To Get Drunk For Birthday, Brags About Other Free Abortions 

16,840 page views



71. Cop Killing Maggot Manny Lopes Has 2 Insane Instagram Accounts, Including A Video Of Him Ranting About How Donald Trump Is Going To Kill Us All

16,857 page views



1 Comment(s)
  • Retarded DJ
    December 31, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    The Best Song for everybody who has a diagnosed illness mental or otherwise that they can’t talk about with family or friends and has to get buy on their own goes tooo…. Disturbed for their remake of Simon and Garfunkel’s classic Hello Darkness My Old Friend!!!!

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