This Week Just Keeps Getting Better – Police Academy Reject Constables Are In Deep Doo-Doo With The RMV For Their Creepy Cop Impersonation
Turtleriders, I have a serious question – what the fuck did I do to deserve such amazing karma this week?…
Hot Tow Truck Girl Is The Greatest Ratchet In Turtleboy History
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Auditing “First Amendment Auditors”: Anti-Police Pussy Anselmo Enrigue Morales-Torres – Convicted Woman Beater And Felon Who Harasses Cops For YouTube Clicks
Yesterday we took a closer look at “Hot Tow Truck Girl”, AKA Danielle Bognanno, AKA the chick…
Springfield Hoodbooger Tries To Get Rid Of His Aggressive Pit Bull, Hours Later Announces That He Put It Down After Some Offer To Take The Dog
This is Dave Black from Springfield. Earlier in the week he posted on Facebook that he was trying to…
Plus Sized Antifa Therapist Cheesehog Is Also Good Friends With Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll And Local Free Speech Nazi Jeff Cohen
The other day we exposed Jennifer Nakhia, the plus sized Anqueefa beast who was threatening women and children, and…
The Racist, Homophobic, Jew Hating Boston Firefighter We Exposed Last Year Finally Got Shitcanned By the Civil Service Commission Last Week Because We Exposed Him
Remember Octavius Rowe, the Boston firefighter we exposed for posting really racist, homophobic, and anti-semitic shit like this on…
Josh Abrams Junktastic Slampig Is New BAE, Goes Live From Hotel Room Paid For By Cop Block Idiots She Scammed By Lying About Josh Getting Bail
We have an update on Josh Abrams’ junktastic girlfriend, who was raising $800 yesterday, presumably because he was granted…
Cocksmooch Who Sent Me Death Threats Is Fall River Necrophiliac Dan Astle, Used His Real Email Address And Was Previously Featured On Turtleboy For Dick Pics To Teens
Earlier today I made an announcement on YouTube about a death threat I received from what I assumed was…
Josh Abram’s Junktastic Girlfriend Allegedly Just Ripped Off A Bunch Of Gullible Copblock Idiots For Bail That Doesn’t Exist
I don’t know about you, but I feel like September 3rd should become a national holiday. Not only did Judge Richard…
Dear Slobberino Who Sent Me A Descriptive Death Threat With An Armored Piercing Bullet And Ratchet Fingernails – I’m Not Scared Of You
As you know, I get death threats a lot. People don’t like the things that we say, so instead…
Mushmouth Marty Walsh Went To At Least 3 Boston Police Districts To Tell Cops He Supports Them And That Ayanna Pressley Is “Clueless,” But Won’t Support BPD Publicly Because He’s A Coward
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh has been taking a middle ground in the Antifa vs. straight pride parade debacle. He…
Judge Richard Sinnott Is A Goddamn American Hero, Locks Up Idiot Terrorist Attorney For Contempt After She Tells Him He Has No Authority To Pursue Charges Against Antifa
We’re living in a fucked up state run by fucked up people. That’s why yesterday and today’s decision by…
Meet Marisa Shea: Lowell Middle School Teacher And Antifa Terrorist Arrested For The Fourth Time For Assault And Battery On Police Officer At Straight Pride Parade
The Boston Police released the names of all 30 something Antifa terrorists who were arrested for a variety of…
Gouda Gremlin Comes On For Ratchet Redemption, Doesn’t Know Where Her Welfare Comes From, Dancing On Josh Abrams’ Grave
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
A Week After Getting Arrested Inside Chicopee Police Department The Triglyceride Trap Queen Was Arrested Again For Smashing Window After Breaking Up With Sperm Donor For Not Bailing Her Out
Remember the Triglyceride Trap Queen who barged into the Chicopee Police station last week, threatened a bunch of cops,…
Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams Was Denied Bail For 30 Days After Judge Denies Rachael Rollins Motion To Drop Charges, And The Crying Is Better Than Porn
Today is a GREAT day for America, and an even better day for Massachusetts. Cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams…
Josh Abrams Had A Busy Weekend Harassing His Neighbor Relentlessly And Getting Arrested At Straight Pride Parade All While Out On Bail for 2019 Armed Robbery Indictment
Today is the best day ever, you guys. After his glorious takedown by BPD at the Straight Pride parade…
A Dude Who Runs 5 Minute Mile Pace Just Became A Women Because He Was “Miserable” Competing Against Men And Is Ready To Win The NCAA Cross Country Championships
This is Jonathan Eastwood from Belgrade, MT. He was the 2014-15 Montana boy’s stats champion in cross country, the…
Crack Galifianakis Runs Through Manchvegas Nude At 2 AM, Gets Tased Twice, Assaults Cop From Hospital Bed
It wouldn’t be a weekend in Manchvegas if a drunken man with a pubefarm growing on his face got…
Blanche Nevereaux Strong Arms Wellesley Italian Restaurant Into Removing Satirical Sign About Drinking Alcohol Because It Promotes Rape Culture
In today’s chapter of “SJW white woman with stick up her twat from wealthy Boston suburb ruins fun for…
