Crack Galifianakis Runs Through Manchvegas Nude At 2 AM, Gets Tased Twice, Assaults Cop From Hospital Bed
It wouldn’t be a weekend in Manchvegas if a drunken man with a pubefarm growing on his face got…
Blanche Nevereaux Strong Arms Wellesley Italian Restaurant Into Removing Satirical Sign About Drinking Alcohol Because It Promotes Rape Culture
In today’s chapter of “SJW white woman with stick up her twat from wealthy Boston suburb ruins fun for…
Plus Sized Salem Antifa Cheesehog Who Is Also A Therapist Wisely Announces That She’s In Antifa, Went To “Fuck Shit Up” At Straight Pride Parade, Threatens Women And Children
Some Antifa cheeshog caused a stir on a Salem Facebook group I’m a member of today…… I had no…
I Would Rather Die Than Pay 10 Cents For A Paper Bag At Big Y So That SJWs Can Feel Good About Themselves
Allow me, if you will, to rant for a moment. I’m a Market Basket diehard. I would have…
Washed Up Racist Worcester Queefstain Wants To Fight Everyone, Calls Women And Children Sluts After Getting Owned By Waitress For Fraudulent Sushi Review
Happy Monday Turtle fame! To kick off this week I found perhaps the biggest penis on planet earth to…
Easthampton SJWs Force City Councilor To Beg For Forgiveness After Honoring First Responders With Red And Blue Thin Line Flag
In today’s episode of social justice warriors destroy civilization, we bring you a City Councilor from Easthampton who was…
AOC Is Raising Bail Money For Josh Abrams And Other Antifa After Assaulting Cops And Burning American Flags Because She Says It Was A White Supremacist Parade
As we blogged about earlier, cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams, who was recently arrested on several felony charges he’s…
Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams Cried To The Cops After An Antifa Chick “Harassed” Him At Straight Pride Pride, Then Got Arrested
Today was the straight pride parade. I was gonna go, but it’s Saturday and my kids wanted to go…
When You Fall In Love With Your Westerly Heroin Dealer: Manbun McFuckstick Spills Fentanyl On Cops After Abandoning Baby Momma And Crotch Fruit In Car
This is Andrew K. Bookataub, AKA Andrew Kyran of Westerly. He’s what “Bro, you got a cigarette” would look…
Reverend Ratchet Hilariously Claims Cops Would Have Murdered Him, Dirty Deletes A Bunch Of Posts, Family Proves To Be More Trashtastic Than You Could Ever Imagine
Earlier this week, the good Lord blessed us with His bounty in the form of this most fake Pastor who…
Mother Of The Bride Uses Future Son-In-Laws Military Service To Guilt Wedding Vendors To Work For Free Because She Won’t Cut Down Guest List For Idiot Daughter’s Wedding
Don’t ask how I came across this one, but I did, and it’s Friday so I wanted to call…
Duck Faced Dildo Saggins Humiliates Her Crotch Fruit By Complaining On Millbury Facebook Group That Other Girls Are Accusing Her Of Stuffing Her Bra
It’s back to school time which can only mean one thing – Moms in your local Facebook community group…
Fetal Alcohol Freddy Who Cheered On Stabbing Of CO At Shirley Prison Was Arrested In 2017 On Felony Gun Charges And Is Still Free Despite Also Stabbing A Guy In 2011
The other day Shell Shocker wrote a blog about some hoodboogers for cheering on the stabbing of a corrections…
AOC Can’t Sleep On Vacation Because Climate Change Keeps Her Up All Night, Turtle Rider Calls In About Hadassah In Court, Teacher Under Attack By Woke Mob Is Why We Need Unions
AOC is my favorite person ever. A lot of these radical SJWs like the other three members of “The…
Whiny Attleboro Mayoral Candidate Calls Police Over Political Memes on Facebook in Yet Another Effort to Shut Down Free Speech
This is really my favorite time of year. The weather is still nice, the minis…
Of Course The RMV Fucked It Up Again And Is “Fixing” The Boris Clitoris Murder Of 7 Bikers By Suspending Licenses And Extorting Cash From People Who Got A DUI 16 Years Ago
Just a reminder that Transportation Secretary and Charlie Baker’s pet freak show Stephanie Pollack still has a job, despite…
Examining Milford Municipal Politics Part 1: Allegations Of Selectman Misconduct And Cover-Up Unresolved, Questions Of Corruption Remain
Milford has been on our radar a lot lately. Between the bootleg “homeless shelter” that town officials have turned a…
Activist Douchebags Trying To Remove New London Teacher For Teaching About History Are Brainwashing Kids To Kill Jews Collecting Checks From Bank Of America And George Soros
Hearing Youth Voices is an activist group that collects a lot of money from George Soros, Bank of America,…
Hadassah Made Up A Bunch Of Bullshit About Me Trying To Kill Her In A Failed Attempt To Get A Restraining Order In Milford District Court Today, Turtle Riders Show Up And Get Naughty
Hadassah vs. Turtleboy in Milford District Court happened today and the good guys won. Her bullshit restraining order against…
Karen The Ratio Queen From Waltham Is What Happens When Your Grandkids Sign You Up For Twitter And Your TV Gets Stuck On Rachel Maddow
This is Karen Walz, the Director of Publicity at Waltham Philharmonic Orchestra. She had an interesting tweet last week that went…
