Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Trap Queen Region
Voting in the first round of the Chudstuffer Region of Ratchet Madness is completed, and here are the 8…
Rich White Girl From Manchester By The Sea Forces Mount Holyoke/Smith College Police Chief To Be Fired For Liking Trump And NRA Tweets On Christmas
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Lynnfield Firefighter Captain Throws Career Away For Mediocre Mashpad Nudist Girlfriend Who Dared Him To Buy A Coke Naked At 7-11
WHDH: A 60-year-old Lynnfield fire captain is facing a disorderly conduct charge after his 29-year-old girlfriend “dared” him to walk…
Boston Globe Columnist Luke O’Neil Opines That He Wishes He Urinated In Bill Kristol’s Food Because He’s Conservative, Disparages “Retards,” Urges You To Punch Trump Supporters
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. There’s two main way that Trump Derangement Syndrome…
I Infiltrated A Mount Holyoke Feminist Facebook Group That Plans To “F*** Some S**** Up” At Western Mass Police Graduation Ceremony Friday
To read this same exact blog with no ads on TBDailyNews.com click here. Students at Mount Holyoke College in…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Chudstuffer Region
Voting in the first round for the Cheesehog region has come to an end. Here are the 8 ratchets…
Cumpty Dumpty And “Disabled” Service Dog Owner Boyfriend Rob Elderly Veteran’s Home 3 Times While He’s In Hospital After Horrific Injury That Left Him With No Legs
WCVB: Two people are accused of repeatedly robbing the home of a burn victim who is fighting for his life…
Another Ex-Con Appointed to Suffolk County DA Rachael Rollins’ Transition Team Was Arrested For Domestic Violence
Suffolk County DA Rachael Rollins is a plague. She’s made a national name for herself in the woke community…
Daddy Spanky Uses Multiple EBT Cards EVERY DAY To Buy Food For Wife’s Holyoke Restaurant That They Sell To Customers
WHDH: A Massachusetts man is facing criminal charges after state police say he purchased tens of thousands of dollars in…
Somerville SuperBeta Refuses To Rent To Man Because He Supports Trump In A Feeble Minded, Albeit Legal, Affront To The Free Market
This was brought to my attention the other day, and holy shit, my brain have never hurt so much over…
Dartmouth Clit Dribbler Robs 2 Elderly Women In 2 Days Outside Bank And Pharmacy, Smashes Into Cop Car During Chase, Whines About “Nasty People” On Facebook
A 76 year old woman was assaulted and robbed in broad daylight outside of a bank in Dartmouth yesterday,…
Deep Fried Failed Uber Driver Michael Woodbury Is Threatening Woman With Lawsuit Who Took Picture Of Him In Handicapped Spot, Says His Placard For Being A Fat Ass Is On The Way
Last week I blogged about Michael Woodbury, the deep fried failed Uber driver who likes to park in handicapped spots…
Fitchburg Fupanadas Demand FPD Release Skinny Jeaned Skidmark Due To Racially Profiling Him At Nightclub Where Probably No One Was White
Here’s the latest addition of dindu nuffin gone wrong at Trust nightclub in Fitchburg, showing an upstanding citizen being…
I Went To Turtlegram & Gazette HQ Today To Confront Clive McFarlane Over Anti-Turtleboy Hit Piece, No One Knew Who He Was Including The Receptionist
Since Clive McFarlane will not return my phone calls or emails, and felt the need to write a fake…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Cheesehog Region
The first round of voting for Ratchet Madness 2019 in the Fupasloth region is completed. Here are…
Exposing State Trooper Angela Guerrera Part 3: Acton Police Arrest Report Shows She Was Drunk, Tried To Badge Her Way Out Of DUI After Spending $72 At Maynard Bar
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Catch up on the exposing Trooper Angela Guerrera…
Turtlegram’s Clive McFarlane Blames My Mother For Raising Such A Crappy Kid, Says We Promote Pornography, Ironically Whines About Fat Shaming While Working With Diane Williamson
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. The Turtlegram and Gazette’s Clive McFarlane’s 5 year…
Halfway House Knob-Gobblin’ Junkbox Supreme With Lengthy Record Pretends To Be A Non-Profit Recovery Organization In The Least Convincing Scam Imaginable
Meet David Goss, a halfway house resident and noble philanthropist from the Boston area. Definitely sober you guys, and…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Fupasloth Region
It’s time for the first round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019 to begin. We’ll be starting with matchups in…
Vapid HennyGoblin Starts $1,500 GoFundMe to “Pop Bottles” For 21st Birthday, Lest She Bring Shame and Dishonor To Her Entire Family
Every family has its own expectations about things like manners, cleanliness, and acceptable language. Although expectations vary, it’s pretty universally…
