Fupa Dupa, Westfield Wang Jockey, Salem Fake Hate Crime, Junkies Dumping Babies In NICU, Laundry Bandits, Kiddie Foot Ticklers
Uncle Turtleboy had no co-host tonight but we did have some call ins and some great material to work…
White Brazilian Woman And “Lawyer” Demand We Take Down Blog About Being “Victim” Of Salem Hate Crime, Posts Police Report Showing She’s A White Woman
Earlier in the week North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog about a white woman named Ana Campos from Salem,…
Here’s Tonight’s Turtleboy Live Agenda With Merrimack Valley TB, Half Of Which Comes From The City Of Westfield
Turtleboy Live returns tonight at 9:00 PM on our YouTube channel, which you can and should subscribe to by clicking…
Move Over Jussie Smollett: The REAL Gay Tupac Emerges In Andover Rap Video And It’s The Greatest 50 Seconds Of Internet Video History
Jussie Smollett famously claimed that he is the “gay Tupac.” But after watching this rap video from Andover, I…
Only 3 Turtle Riders – David L, Matt C, And Uncle Turtleboy Can Win This Year’s March Madness Bracket Challenge
The Final 4 is about to begin and out of 194 entries into this year’s Turtleboy Madness challenge there are…
Does It Get Any Douchier Than Parking Your Hummer In A Handicapped Spot Because The Taco Bell Entrance Is Too Far To Walk To?
We did a douchebag handicapped parker submission from Worcester earlier this week. The person who parked there turned out…
Saint Nurse Adopts Baby After Hyde Park Stench Trench Abandons Her In NICU For 5 Months To Get High, Previously Lost Baby To Stillborn Due To “Disease,” Wants To Get Pregnant Again
This story out of Boston today made my Friday: CNN actually doing a good story. Anything is possible I…
Menopausasaurus Stalks, Threatens, And Tells Jewish Guy In MAGA Hat To “Get The Fuck Out Of My Town” Because He’s A Nazi, Tries To Get Him Fired, Gets Fired Instead
Our friend Mindy Robinson had one of the most savage SJW takedowns this week, of a woman is without…
Westfield Wang Jockey Refuses To Open Window For Trooper After Driving With No License, Gets Window Smashed, Leads Cops On High Speed Chase
Here’s an example of what NOT to do when pulled over by a state trooper on the Mass Pike….
Lawsuit Of The Day: Angry Stage Mom Threatens Us With Felony Charges For Exposing Creepy Photographer She Allowed To Take Pictures Of Her Child’s Feet, Seems Unfazed By The Fact That His “Photography” Is Circulating In Adult Fetish Groups
Recently I wrote a skin-crawling blog about a Florida-based “children’s photographer” who was advertising free photo shoots for an uncomfortable…
The Epitome of New Hampshire Drama: Weare Wank Puppets Try To Destroy Neighbor’s Landscaping Business Over Shot Dog Who Allegedly Kept Getting Out And Killing Chickens
Weare New Hampshire is a quaint little town situated near Concord, and Manchester NH. The town is described by residents…
Here’s The 4 Ratchets Who Advanced In The Play-in Games To Face Our 1 Seeded Ratchets Starting Monday
Voting for the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 16 seed play in games has finished. Here are the four ratchets who…
Milton Marijuana Mogul Mom’s Arrest Proves One Thing: There Will ALWAYS Be a Black Market for Pot Because Massachusetts Laws Make Legal Sales Tough, And The Courts Make Staying Out Of Jail Easy
On November 8th, 2016, Massachusetts voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana by a narrow 53.7% to 46.3% margin. Pot…
Dumb Kids Being Used As Pawns By Sarai Rivera Demand Superintendent Resign Because She Said Asian Kids Often Want To Become Doctors
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. The small but vocal group of race baiting professional…
Investigating State Trooper Rape Scandal, Brainwashed Worcester Kids “Demand” Superintendent Resigns
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Cape Cod Cooch Raiders Once Arrested For Playing Hide The Womb Broom On Public Bus Need Your Help To With “Rent” Because They “Lost” It
Remember these two? They’re Brittany Wojcik and Danny Griswold, the two sandy scabby patties who were caught swapping love juices…
Stupid Lowell Criminal Coochie Commando Allegedly Steals Car, Get Pulled Over Driving It With Suspended License When She Can’t Figure Out The Headlights, Leaves FedEx ID, Bag Of Weed, Scale, and And Vagrant Crotchrot King’s Cell Phone Behind
Meet Meghan Coan, a junkbox with a lengthy criminal record hailing from the shittopia ghetto that is Lowell. Meghan…
No, I’m Not Paying For Your Crotch Fruits To Go To Camp For 2 Weeks So You Can Get A Vacation From Parenting
“Fundraisers” like this need to be called out: You want me to pay for camp? Is one of them…
Fupa Dupa Gets Shamed For OUI On West Springfield PD Page 3 Days After Announcing She Would Fight Everyone If West Springfield PD Ever Shamed Her Publicly
It’s been like an hour since Western Mass Turtlegirl wrote this blog about two Westfield peace fuzz poonstachios stealing…
Westfield Peach Fuzz Poonstachios Caught Stealing Quarters From West Springfield Laundry Room Defend Their Honor On Facebook, Pursue Rap Stardom, Build Underground Earthship Apartments
Meanwhile in West Springfield….. Let’s give these peach fuzz poonstachios a break. By the looks of them these poor…
