Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Fupasloth Region
It’s time for the first round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019 to begin. We’ll be starting with matchups in…
It’s time for the first round of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019 to begin. We’ll be starting with matchups in…
Every family has its own expectations about things like manners, cleanliness, and acceptable language. Although expectations vary, it’s pretty universally…
Uncle Turtleboy had no co-host tonight but we did have some call ins and some great material to work…
Turtleboy Live returns tonight at 9:00 PM on our YouTube channel, which you can and should subscribe to by clicking…
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The Final 4 is about to begin and out of 194 entries into this year’s Turtleboy Madness challenge there are…
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This story out of Boston today made my Friday: CNN actually doing a good story. Anything is possible I…
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Voting for the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 16 seed play in games has finished. Here are the four ratchets who…
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Remember these two? They’re Brittany Wojcik and Danny Griswold, the two sandy scabby patties who were caught swapping love juices…
Meet Meghan Coan, a junkbox with a lengthy criminal record hailing from the shittopia ghetto that is Lowell. Meghan…
“Fundraisers” like this need to be called out: You want me to pay for camp? Is one of them…