2019 Ratchet Madness Play-In Games: Choose Who Will Advance To Play The 1 Seeds
We apologize for the delay in Ratchet Madness. Got a little sidetracked with breaking news and other distractions this…
Douchebag With 7 Dog Decals Parks In Webster Square Handicapped Spot Because Worcester Is A Magnet For Terrible People
Guys, I can’t believe how many of you send us these handicapped spot abusers every day. I apologize to…
Meet Michael Woodbury: Deep Fried Former Uber Driver From Attleboro Who Likes To Park In Handicapped Spots
Yesterday we published a blog asking for your help identifying some chud who parked like Helen Keller in a…
Reader Email: I Was Juicin Jeremy’s Cellmate And He Bragged About Conning Rich, Hot Women Into Paying For All His Shit
It’s been almost a month since Juicin Jeremy Winslow was arrested for cocaine possession and driving without a license…
Exposing State Trooper Angela Guerrera Part 2: Evidence Of Sex Tapes, Gangbangs And Strippers That Impeach “Victim’s” Credibility Not Allowed At Trial
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. If you haven’t read Part 1 of Exposing…
This Foot Fetish Freak in Spring Hill, Florida With A Registered Sex Offender Father Is Pretending To Be A Child Talent Scout And Taking Creepy Pictures Of People’s Kids Feet
The seasons are changing over to springtime, and Easter is right around the corner. Perhaps you’d like to book a…
Activist Group Blames High Absentee Rate Of Latino Students On Racist Superintendent Maureen Binienda, Demands She Be Fired For Putting Cops In Schools And Disciplining Poorly Behaved Students
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Maureen Binienda was my principal at South High…
Turtleboy Investigates Mass State Police Rape Scandal, SJWs Rise From The Turtleboy Graveyard And Attack Superintendent Maureen Binienda
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Worcester Telegram And Gazette Bans Turtleboy From Commenting On Their Page After Leaving Comment Supporting Superintendent Maureen Binienda
Worcester Superintendent Maureen Binienda is a a great lady, and does a tremendous job running New England’s second largest…
Let Me Tell You About How I Almost Got Hoodwinked By A Ratchet Royale This Weekend In A Supreme Moment Of Naive Stupidity I Am Totally Ashamed Of.
This a little embarrassing, but in all fairness, if I am going to share my triumphs with you all, I…
Worcester Hoodbooger Deluxe Tries To Get Monotone State Trooper And Clerk To Assault Him For Being Terrible, Fails Miserably, Vows Massive Lawsuit
We’ve published many a blog about the State Police in the past, most of it being really bad news…
Grammy Pacquiao From 128 Slappy Fight Is Beverly Grandmother Of 6 Susan Lavoie
Yesterday I published this blog about two Real Housewives of the North Shore rejects who stopped traffic on 128 last week…
Poo-Poo Head Parks In Hellen Keller-esque Style In Handicapped Spot At Providence Starbucks, Says It’s OK Because He’s Just Getting A Coffee
Some turtle riders say they’re sick of our blogs shaming people who park in handicapped spots. It you’re one…
Exposing State Trooper Angela Guerrera Part 1: Victim Impact Statement Reveals Lies About Alleged Rapist Trooper Ex-Boyfriend Robert Sundberg
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Last week I published a blog about State…
Dubious Dog Flipper Kaylin Fayne and Her Mother Argue With Everyone About Our Blog, Fail To Meaningfully Answer Any Questions And Instead Just Double Down On The Lies
Not that I’m surprised, but Kaylin Fayne is none too pleased with her recent exposure, and decided to combat it…
Hummus Hardo Adam Haddad Was Indicted By A Grand Jury 6 Months After We Exposed Him For Smashing Cars With Sledgehammers And Defrauding Insurance Companies
To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Back in October I published a blog…
Trader Ho’s Block Traffic On 128 In Danvers To Play Slappy Tag, Possibly Over Whose Kid Got The Solo In Upcoming Recital
In Boston we got EBT Phone Homies clogging up the highway by riding on I-93. In Danvers we got…
EBT Phone Homies Do Midnight Bike Ride Through I-93 Tunnel In Downtown Boston
Meanwhile in Boston Saturday night…… Video you’ll see only on @boston25 – dozens of teens on bikes ride through…
White Brazilian Woman In Salem Claims To Be Victim Of Racist Hate Crime, Says Cops Aren’t Arresting Bad Guy Because She’s A Minority
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. This is Ana Campos from Salem. As you…
The Brackets For Ratchet Madness Are In And The Tournament Starts On Monday
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
