Easthampton Anti-Vaxxerocerous Wants To Have Her Baby Shower In “420 Friendly Space” Nine Months After Making Turtleboy Debut
Look who’s back with a fetus casserole cooking in the womb….. That would be Easthampton’s Ashley Christensen, who made…
WPRI News Parks In Handicapped Spot At Rhode Island College, Immediately Blocks Concerned Citizens Who Post About It On Their Facebook Page
Here’s another douche donkey parking in a handicapped spot at Rhode Island College. The turtle rider who took the…
Weymouth Is Now Home To The Most Outrageous Illegal Handicapped Parking Job Of All Time At Medical Clinic, Retired Firefighter And Veteran Kept From Parking
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. This might be the biggest douche move in the…
Murdering Chad Reidy’s Side Piece Laura Reilly Had No Idea She Was Going To Jail When She Plead Guilty To Lying To Police About Jo Ringer’s Disappearance
To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. Two years ago we began doing some blogs on…
Who Should Be The Four 1 Seeds In Ratchet Madness Reveal Show On Friday Night?
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived – Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show will be Friday night…
Congrats To Jason, Who Won Free Turtleboy Gear By Scoring The Most Points In The Most Anti-Climactic NCAA Tournament Ever
The first two rounds of March “Madness” are in the books, and we have our first official winner free…
Gen Z Queef Sees Nothing Wrong With $2,700 GoFundMe To “Find My True Self” By Buying A Sailboat To Travel To Canada For 5 Months And Drop Out Of College
This might be the most ridiculous GoFundMe I’ve ever seen, and the sad part is the kid who made…
We’re Doing The Call-In Format For Live Tonight At 9 PM With Bristol TC, Here’s The Agenda
The Turtleboy Live show is back tonight, starting at 9 PM. Just a reminder that it’s on YouTube now,…
Dante Comparetto Accused Turtleboy Of Organizing KKK Revival In Worcester At Thursday’s School Committee Meeting, Mayor Petty Screamed At Him And Told Him To Shutup
School Committee member Dante Comparetto is none too pleased that we called him out for sending out an email…
We Need Your Help To Trigger SJWs – Vote Turtleboy Best Local News Outlet So We Can Claim What Is Rightfully Our’s
It’s that time of the year again folks – time to vote Turtleboy Sports best local news outlet so…
Brass Junkie Previously Arrested For Robbing Elderly Man On Bike Tells Sob Story On Worcester Yard Sale Page About Sick Son For Free Furniture, Gets Called Out, Pulls Delete And Retreat
Here’s a post that someone flashed the turtle signal for on a Worcester yard sale page…. Boo. Fucking. Hoo….
Eastham Restaurant Owner Optimus Slime Accused Of Sexually Harassing Employees Has The Most Batshit Crazy Customer Service Protocol You Could Possible Imagine
Meet Bill and Karen Stewart, the owners of Stewart’s Seafood Restaurant & Tavern in Eastham. Now, if you looked at…
Top 20 Mugshots From The Rhode Island Food Stamp Fraud Bust
There was a huge food stamp bust in Rhode Island yesterday as 62 of the most ratchtastic slugpumps you’ll…
David E. Wade Gets Chub Waiting To See If We Will Amend Our Fall River Graveyard Blog Now That Police Are Adding New Suspicious Details
WBSM Radio seems to be going out of their way to “debunk” our reporting of the Fall River Jewish…
Everyone Is Trying So Hard To Prove We Got The Fall River “This Is MAGA Country” Graveyard Story Wrong
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Unemployed Recovering Junkbox “Writer” Allegedly Saved A Junkie From Dying In A Holyoke Dunkin Donut’s Bathroom, But Probably Just So She Could Tell You All About It, Over And Over Again
So a while back, Western Mass Turtlegirl wrote this blog about an aspiring author and former junkie who was cranking…
Somerville White Savior Calls Boston Globe To Cry About “Racist” Sign At TD Bank That Mentions Losing Your Debit Card In Dorchester
Pardon me if you’ve heard this before, but the Boston Globe is race-baiting again. Wait….what? Forgetting your debit card…
Holden Hardo Threatening To Kill Cops Wants Us To Expose The Holden PD After His Son Drove His Motorcycle Too Fast Into An Elderly Woman
The other day we got this message in our inbox, asking us to expose the Holden Police Department. Full…
WBZ’s David E. Wade Is Accusing Fall River Police Of Lying On Report About “This Is MAGA Country” Vandalism At Jewish Cemetery
Earlier today we published the police report from Fall River documenting the desecration of a Jewish cemetery. The report…
Attention Starved Middleboro Hag Makes Up Fake Abduction Story, Puts Town On Edge, Doesn’t Get Arrested Or Shamed So Let Us Know If You Know Her Name
So the other day in Middleboro the Police put out an urgent bulletin to be on the lookout for…
