Are The Stoneham Police Really Charging Uncle Turtleboy With Assault And Battery On Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams And His Elderly Mother?
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
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Remember how adamant lifetime loser and copblock chud Josh Abrams was that “The Turtleboy” came to his house and…
It’s been a rough month for Josh “Bitchtits” Abrams, who is currently on a taxpayer funded 90 day vacation in…
Disclaimer: Josh Abrams is still the scum of the Earth in my humble opinion. I don’t know that will ever…
I don’t know about you, but I feel like September 3rd should become a national holiday. Not only did Judge Richard…
Today (or yesterday depending on when you’re reading this) is the 3 year anniversary of the murder of Weymouth…
This is Mike Giannetti from Hyde Park, the self-described “selfie king,” AKA GSD (Guido Sugar Daddy), who makes money…
Last night on the live show we reviewed some of the stories of the week (never miss a show…
This is Joao Depina, a self described community activist from Boston who follows the scanner around looking for drama…
Matthew Brown, AKA the Foreskin Fapnado, is one of the more notorious ratchets in recent Turtleboy history. Usually this…
This is Michael Picard from Connecticut. He’s a cholesterol magnet, a bootleg Josh Abrams, and a First Amendment auditor…
Bristol Blarney has been eliminated from Ratchet Madness, but her ratchetry apparently has continued on her bootleg Turtleboy spinoff…
Today is the day legends are made. Today is the day turtle riders decide who will be in the…
Voting in the Cheesehog Region is completed and here’s the two ratchets who will square off for a spot…
A couple people sent me a link from a YouTube channel called “Active Self Protection,” showing a drunken boob…
The results are in from round 2 of the Cheesehog region and here’s how it all played out. Spoiler…
Two weeks ago Bristol Blarney and Joa “Grundlestiltskin” Orga conspired to report videos from the TB YouTube channel for…